The Moaning Chair

you gotta keep it up, eh Yank, not a lot goin on in your sad sad life.

Id feel bad for you, but i dont.

you. are. a complete. kook.

 

Sybian

 

I will agree, surfer mag is douche central, right on beardo

 

your **** sheep

 

See, this supports exactly what I've always said about you: you crank one into my ribs, from out of nowhere & for aggro-reasons known only to yourself, and then when you get back a taste of what you emit, you proceed to call me names, you take the now-passive road & you simper.

You're the guy who instigates, but you may not even understand that part of the equation.

 

but, "The Moaning Chair"?...

 

Hey Sheep Fuker don't you know that the R word is insensitive and offensive to most people? It's is not PC to call them by that name anymore. Now get back to banging those sheep ya bearded freak.

 

yank your posts suck, plain and simple., you bring NOTHING to the table

thats my reason, when I see ****ty posts, I mock them, if you dont like that, put some substance in your posts and I will stop

 

coffee out my nose funny this was.

 

Glad someone was on my level.

 

Dear Roy Stuart,
I've never posted on any of these threads. You're doing your own thing and that's cool. But these videos are just great. Please post more. The human paraquats, Larry Sellerses, and nihilists of the world seem to always conspire to keep your inner dude down. Use your chair to let out your inner Walter. Let us know when the whole world has gone crazy.
Keep your mind limber,
Peajay

 

Oh my lourd these vids, and Peajay's post, have turned this into gold!

 

They didn't have a Moaning Chair on the lobster boat I used to work on.

 

Hey you Kiwi son of a b!tch.....

Don't come around here acting like you are more sophisticated than Americans. Yeah, there's a bunch of dimwits in the U.S. However, there are over 300 million people here and a few of us may be pretty sharp.

This country did invent everything relevant in the world.

Really, New Zealand is irrelevant. Even Australia laughs at NZ. This is the reason you come here. You secretly desire our approval.

You know the U.S. is the land of opportunity and we taught the world how to live. Without us you'd be speaking Japanese right now...and all that goes with that.

NO Russia didn't have the biggest influence in WWII. They fought, on their homeland(home field advantage) on ONE front against an already over-extended enemy.

America came up through Africa....up through Sicily.....

We supplied the Brits before entering...

We destroyed the Luftwaffe...

We solved the U-Boat problem.

Oh yeah and we were the main players in the Pacific against those island-hopping Japanese......

Yeah, you guys F sheep. Accept it and deal with it. Do not ever insult an American again. Show some respect to your superiors.

Freakin New Zealand, man.

 

Serious Questions for Mr Roy Stuart

Roy, I really dig these videos, yours especially. When I get a little more technologically hip I'll probs do a couple myself. In the meantime, if you feel like moaning, I'm curious about your thoughts on the following:

-Bodyboarding- we're obviously not part of the cool surf media machine hype thing you speak of. What are your thoughts on prone riding? Modern bodyboarding in general?

-Pure wave riding- I've seen you speak of it. As a minimalist, isn't bodysurfing the purest way?

-The Big Lebowski- Have you seen it? Do you like?

-American Culture- Which aspects/pieces of it do you appreciate? It's reductionist to say we're all fat stupid ingrates. You must approve of some of it's finer points...early surf culture(Greg Noll days), The Grateful Dead? Anything, throw me a bone or a moan* here.

I eagerly await your response,

-Ben

*Riley's literary device

 

Post of the thread right here^

 

Right on R-Carted.

Hey ironically you have freed yourself from THC, with my nurturing guidance of course....

While I'm now completely marijuana dependent.

Like, totally....

But it's better than sniffing Colombian tan. You know what is that I be saying?

R-Carted, next we work on your anger issues.

This website saves lives.

 

Riley helped me figure out I also have a problem with fire.