The Moaning Chair

ding ding ding ding ding!

 

Is that the sound of you & clemmie attempting to mate?

Stale: that's what you are, mis passive aggressive. Post something useful, hey, how about surfing or what the hey stick to your usual pissin' matches with 8 different people on the Forum. What a waste of oxygen & bits.

 

Steve, Bill, Luther, Tiffany...you have many names for your imaginary pals, clemmie & it's ok as long as you launder them of the bodily fluid stains that you inflict upon them.

Let's see....your buoy 'steve' aka (pick a name) builds a gnome plank, trailers it to an un-named break in SC, and then you ooops lose track of your creation, er, buoy.

Stroke....stroke....stroke....

 

Don't forget about the webbed gloves

 

My bad.....good memory DSUP.

 

Weird but all the gnome plank rippers are wearing them, Wayne's fantasy...

 

With waynetheinsaaaane on the road these dayz, webbed gloves have become all the rage after he departs a location in his windowless white van of duct tape & doom...

 

https://vine.co/v/eJaatKLrHil
Yankee<Latex Doll

 

All the squirrels are falling outta the trees now!

chucka-boo-boo, you crazy barn animal with latex fantasies, pls make another vine but keep your shirt on this time.....your tummy paunch roll is looking yeasty-infected & you just can't explain it away as 'it's been a long winter with my sister here in Maine'

 

give em hell yank show why your hoty 2 years running.

 

Hey buddy, you still have those fins? I just bought my buddy's 9'2" RC, and I think it would be the perfect board to test them.

 

They're yours. I'll be on SI Saturday and Sunday.

 

is that ^ chucka-boo-boo's ^ .... ?

 

Roy. What's going on. Any new toys? Getting barreled so bad you can't check in? Howzit bro?

 

Bleff...stuck...can't...type...

 

The title of this had me cracking up.

 

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I thought the moaning chair threades were great, but it was a one and done.