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Discussion in 'All Discussions' started by bubs, Oct 31, 2018.
anyone who i perceive as a dick.
Chas Smith, all of beach grit and most of stab
Medina and Ben Gravy
That Guy who paddles out with that negative semi-hostile vibe, not looking at anyone not acknowledging anyone & start aggro paddle moves for as many waves as it can.
Thats the albino guy at Assateague!!
Me. Just kidding....You.
He's brilliant and creative... but horribly arrogant, with a HUGE chip on his shoulder.
R o y S t u a r t
Loud mouths who paddle out and ruin what was a peaceful session. These people should shut F up and just surf or go to the bar for social hour. I don’t want to hear how epic it was at xyz location or how your actually friends with Kelly Slater because you met him once or you saw him surf. I don’t care if you’re actually from California and are use to seeing bigger waves. I don’t care if you shared a lineup with a bunch of pros one time at band camp. I just don’t care. I want to surf and enjoy what nature has given me, not listen your loud obnoxious self carry on about this and that, which most is a lie or an exaggeration of the truth. Nobody cares, just surf dude. F.
HOLY MOLY!!!! Yes!
Absolutely, that's the asshat that I had in mind when I posted this!
We refer to him as 'the douche' but 'the albino' could be better since it's hopefully going to offend some snowflake whilst we are in the process of labeling that jackass.
He materialized last summer. Pale white bald dome, sometimes wears those goggles or shades, drops in on people & doesn't apologize, surfs with a girl sometimes. That guy is the definition of Asshat Surfer!!
And he always paddles out right where you're sitting, it's like he's trying to make a statement of asshattery
I’m crushed DP, that’s ME when I’m lonely
Hahaha i got to say. If im around good company. Friends. I'll chat. But i know the guys DPs talking about. Over the top loud. Making ridiculous claims. Somehow making everyone else seem below them in a passive aggressive way.
Now when I'm not near friends, either solo or just in a unfamiliar group. I'll straight up talk to myself. "Oh man do you see this one coming in? Yeah it looks like a sweet one. Someone better get it. Yeeeeeew!"
Im sure plenty of people found me annoying at times. Or just thought i was loco
Surfers bother me.
Or that douchecanoe sup surfer who has the WHOLE DAM BEACH to cheat surf, but comes over to hover around you and backpaddle you and then paddle for every wave you turn set up for.
I think our resident offender had left for warmer climes though...I had already discovered what he drives