A few years ago, I was wading in the sun-warmed shallows of a beach with a couple of friends. http://www.theinertia.com/comedy/and-now-a-girl-farting-underwater/
At this point I'd welcome back Emass. Wait. No I wouldn't. it'll pick back up in May when people want to know how warm the water is.
I'd welcome Emass back, at least had a positive attitude, that was until he got shacked up and quit surfing.
id say dsup is the only one holding this place together.there used to be like 10 new threads a day and they'll be filled with laughs,hate,and the occasional leashe questions. no more sheldonne,havnt seen yankee in a minute did he get banned or something?sjb pops up every few years,i believe sandblasters is still on.nynj been here since I been here.dont see gruvi,the shred is in jail or bangin hindus half way across the globe.
If the mods lifted the bans on our senior members I bet this place would return to glory. It's been long enough I say. Also, to the angry Swellers and mods, time to end the war, it's just the internet, it's not that serious.
We shall defend our swellinfo, whatever the cost may be, we shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight on the message board, we shall fight on the surf report and in private messages, we shall fight in cyberspace ; we shall never surrender.
I've always been a wall flower on this forum... maybe I should become the njshredmschine or emass... I'm just way too busy with things that actually matter to troll a surf forum.
Youtube doesn't consider this focked up young child brainwashing channel extreme, but some prominent YouTubers that have criticized this fukin freak have had their channels deleted. Watch this totally fukin bizarre freak speak to young children and ask yourself where in the hell is this world heading. You may not believe in end times prophecy, but this is straight up Sodom and Gomorrah sh!t neatly wrapped in for your 5 year old. [video=youtube;Kq8DRz3yXLI]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kq8DRz3yXLI[/video]