The official surfer fight club.

anyone see joel tudor in the nypost today?says he turned into a menacing diva and stole and looted his old store with partner blauschild to open up a new store.i guess kookbox didn't have a good ring to it

 

I did a lot of research on Charles taylor a few years ago,the media said he was a warlord criminal who was responsible for the Liberian and sierra leone civil wars.if anyone ever saw the movie blood diamond,its not far off but much worse.my research concluded that Charles taylor went to college in Britain,and was sent to be president of Liberia by the American cia,who knows who the fuk cares.also ecomog,the kamajors,unamasil,ecowog,which are un peacekeepers are also responsible for raping,beheading,and chopping off arms n shyt.go to youtube and check out "cry freetown"...real shyt

 

I've likewise read quite a bit on Liberian history and CT. They did not get very humane until the latest regime. Lots of hypocrisy on what they were trying to "escape" in the Colonial U.S.

 

Yeah but the author also says Joel single handedly revived longboard surfing in the 90's which is a gross over statement. Joel is a bad ass Jujitsu and Hapkido practicer so he may have threatened to kick some @ss.

 

Glad you enjoyed. It was my gift to you for your trip you're headed out on. I'll keep an eye on your two buoys although may have to go rogue to find out where Patrick Roy is hiding out. Me thinks he's in cahoots with Starchy somewhere at altitude in Nepal. "Gone Furreal".

No secret to where Chuckster is/will be. Pounding the latex with the Longsandsmen during this swell.

Enjoy your excursion and hang eleven like Stevie Tyler.

 

Ho Carlos! I give you schitt about LS as I know how much you love the home break. It does perform at times quite well. To find out where I will be charging, you'll first need PB&J's break code decoder found at the bottom of stale boxes of Cookie Crips from the late 80s. Then I will provide you with the cryptic data to determine the coordinates.

 

Charles, you seem to be trying to dig out of a hole, but dont know how to do it:

[video=youtube;b97zJxKEqAk]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b97zJxKEqAk[/video]

 

Treadmill bro. That is what you need.

 

you are kinda an idiot charles.
here are the stairs (and the same swell!) that concussed me and shredded my ACL. I also got some small time facial scars...cool! I got squeezed through ass first out the back, hyper extended knee and concussed on back of head as I got put through, then multiple body lacerations as it dumped me on the rocks.

fighting wouldnt have saved me, but TIMING and lil more local knowledge would have. I was exhausted from a 3 hour bodysurf session (try treading water and swimming for 3 hours), an again, that is conditioning not lifting or fighting.

I dont know where you get your delusions from, and your vine videos are fuel for the chucktard fire, I truly wish you could see how funny you are from other people's points of view.

You arent a bad guy, just kinda tarded I guess

[video=youtube;8CZJxt1QsX0]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8CZJxt1QsX0[/video]

 

yep. the worst licking I ever had in my life. It was my first day at the spot, I got trashed, lost a fin and said to myself in my concussed haze while I was washing down the rocks back into the channel: 'ok MIS, you have 2 chances to get up those stairs before you are REALLY F@cked'
After I got up the stairs, I attended to my lacerations and my knee felt wobbly.
Then I went to the airport as my flight was in 3 hours to go home for a spell and everyone saying 'whoa cuz, you ok?"? I said 'no' the lady at security asked my what happened.

I said 'point panic stairs' she laughed and said her husband caught lickens there the day before.
I sat on the plane for 11 hours 3 hours after this happened and my knee swelled up to the size of a balloon, so I did what anyone in that situation would do....WHISKEY!

then I got on 3 trains from JFK>>Trenton to get picked up.
Worst.Rides.Ever.

but my gnarly face still bleeding had people looking at me and then looking away and then moving out of my way, so i had THAT going for me....
then I went to an urgent care a full 24 hours later and she said 'go see a Dr. and get an MRI. also here are some trammies'

5 months later I still haven't stood on a board...sure I have gotten a few dozen tubes bodysurfing (I wont sponge cause thats for women I kid! I kid!...but seriously.....) but there nothing like laying a sweet top turn or standing (or crouching) in the tube

also,I am glad you are kidding, I was worried about you

 

Holy hell, MIS, that sounds painful! ...i'm sure that whiskey was a flowin'...