The official surfer fight club.

Discussion in 'All Discussions' started by Cuck Taylor, Nov 2, 2013.

  1. EmassSpicoli

    EmassSpicoli Well-Known Member

    Apr 16, 2013
    Chuck please don't ever show us photos of your gout and bunions ever again. Keep your woolen backwoods socks the heck on your dawgs. Damn.

    Any yous guys got a health insurance policy? Maybe the SI admin brah can get an HMO to come in and lower the potential mortality rate that's about to skyrocket given the maladies reported by several forumites. Damn.

    Don't you guys pay attention to the dietary threads and posts on here?
     
  2. Paddington Jetty Bear

    Paddington Jetty Bear Well-Known Member

    Apr 23, 2013
    Hey that's kind of like 10th St in OC back in the mid to late 80's during the tide that is high......

    Is that you throwin the shaka, MIS-13? You're gorgeous. You should have got some pain medication somewhere between JFK and Trenton.

    And Charles Taylor is cool as hell. Though I imagined him being more "Mainey." He's very Boston-like, which is cool.
     

  3. Paddington Jetty Bear

    Paddington Jetty Bear Well-Known Member

    Apr 23, 2013
    Trammies??

    No, no, no, you say "Hey %$##@, go back in your little medicine cabinet and give me something real."

    Tramadol? My dog used to take them. Sometimes he'd throw me a couple. He was cool like that. And I mean dog as in canine, not my homeboy, less any of you speak ghetto.
     
  4. HARDCORESHARTHUFFER-RI

    HARDCORESHARTHUFFER-RI Well-Known Member

    Sep 17, 2013
    That is not me in the vid, and the trammies did fine till surgery, then I had a cocktail of poppy pills and couldn't poop for 4 days. That was terrible, slugging espresso and prune juice eating raisin bran and trying to squeeze it out. First deuce was like an old growth redwood in density and girth. Even though it was exit only, I dont think I can consider my self an anal virgin anymore.....:(

    and Charles, my wounds were bleeding yes, but I had peroxided them and then lemoned them, covered them up, mostly, but the one was right by my eye and I couldnt cover it totally. maybe pics, but then you will see my face and my super powers are a result of anonymity

    I just wanted to get to my destination and take care of it then. I honestly thought my knee was fine (it was a little wobbly but not too painful) untill I was sitting in a cramped seat for hours and hours.
     
  5. goosemagoo

    goosemagoo Well-Known Member

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    May 20, 2011
    If there isn't a ding repair shop across the street from that place, there should be.
     
  6. Cuck Taylor

    Cuck Taylor Well-Known Member

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    Jul 6, 2013
  7. Cuck Taylor

    Cuck Taylor Well-Known Member

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    Jul 6, 2013
    https://vine.co/v/hje0TeEFiz3

    Surfing resolution is to toughen up in the line up and stop being overly nice to the young grommets who come to my shop to fix their own surf boards. Charging those mother effers from now on.
     
  8. Mad Atom

    Mad Atom Well-Known Member

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    Jul 16, 2013
    Haha! YES! I hate those 10 year-olds. How'd that wood fish turn out?
     
  9. Cuck Taylor

    Cuck Taylor Well-Known Member

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    Jul 6, 2013
    It's not done.. I've been very busy working so that's good but the little fish is taking the back seat. But I got a guy who's doing quality ding repairs in my shop now so hit me up if need. SI members get massive discounts
     
  10. Mad Atom

    Mad Atom Well-Known Member

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    Jul 16, 2013
    I'm sure my board will start getting dinged up again once the Quebecois return to the area. Ever heard the phrase "trying to fit 10lbs of sh!t in a 5lb bag"? Well when it comes to surfing, they're like that extra 5lbs of sh!t that you don't have room for.
     
  11. Riley Martin's Disgruntled Neighbor

    Riley Martin's Disgruntled Neighbor Well-Known Member

    Aug 22, 2012
    reading this post and watching Charles' moves made my lunch so much more enjoyable.
     
  12. EmassSpicoli

    EmassSpicoli Well-Known Member

    Apr 16, 2013
    You must have flown banners for eating lunch and surfing the web. You know, since a banner will make any activity far more enjoyable.
     
  13. Cuck Taylor

    Cuck Taylor Well-Known Member

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    Jul 6, 2013
    Saying that French Canadian surfers are blevits (Blevit = 10 lbs of sh!t in a five pound bag) is harsh I think but it's hilarious. The Canadians I've surfed with are just so outwardly friendly I can't help but to kinda like them. Some are very kooky indeed but I've seen some that are very strong and ballsy surfers so props to them. And they spend a ton of money at out local shops so whatever.. They come with the tourism of NewEngland summers which is usually crap surf anyways.. Like this summer. Awful.

    Matom u heading out tomorrow ? It's gonna be cold and windy and real big but I might brave it later in the day could clean up Saturday for sure tho it will be firing long Period swells
     
  14. Cuck Taylor

    Cuck Taylor Well-Known Member

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    Jul 6, 2013
    Spicoli I was thinkin about a banner for my ding repair services.. How bout kooky McDings surf restoration...?
     
  15. Mad Atom

    Mad Atom Well-Known Member

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    Jul 16, 2013
    Charles, tomorrow is a maybe for me. I'm actually worried it will be way too huge for my ability, which is steadily improving, but not sure I can have fun in 8-10ft just yet. I will absolutely drive over to check it out. Saturday is a definite yes...should be real nice around chest-head high and clean.

    I'm half-kidding about the Canucks. Funny how you find them overly friendly! I find them the exact opposite. They never say/nod hello even when I do. I guess I'm really just bitter because this one aggro d-bag steamrolled me twice in one session (on purpose). I must have been in his way, but there were a lot of people in the water that day. Oh well...I was new to the sport back then. After the sesh I noticed a massive ding...so pissed. I would have called Kooky McDings in a heartbeat had the outfit existed at the time.

    Dude, just had an idea. Maybe it's not an original one, but it might be. Kooky McDings should offer on-site ding repair. Put a banner on your vehicle and charge people $20 to SunCure their ding at the beach.
     
  16. HARDCORESHARTHUFFER-RI

    HARDCORESHARTHUFFER-RI Well-Known Member

    Sep 17, 2013
    rare posting SI superstar Sunil Kumar Roy could help with said banner?
     
  17. White Sea Ape

    White Sea Ape Well-Known Member

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    Dec 8, 2013
    Fu*ckin a Charles, the reason this forum got my attention in the first place is because I would see your fight club pop up below my surf forecast.. Pretty harious to see a fat fuk like yer self slapping and slugging the hell out of these **** sporting goods torso Bob's.

    For fu*ck sake will you make a murder flick for these retard trolls wacky kook and Gary fuc*kin Williams. This forum land is completely fuc*ked but les keep it hilarious. Help give me joy, keep slapping people charles, let's see you jiggle boy!!
     
  18. HARDCORESHARTHUFFER-RI

    HARDCORESHARTHUFFER-RI Well-Known Member

    Sep 17, 2013
    [video=youtube;t5whaRkuipU]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t5whaRkuipU[/video]
     
  19. EmassSpicoli

    EmassSpicoli Well-Known Member

    Apr 16, 2013
    Where the hell has that cat been? Hopefully shredding Hindus and shotting piers!
     
  20. ClemsonSurf

    ClemsonSurf Well-Known Member

    Dec 10, 2007
    Banner man or CT?

    I talked shop with Chuck on FB today. He's a totally different guy there. Not one sonic ear clap was given.