the real soutjettybill

Ah something drawed me here today....

If you ain't down with the The Weather Channel then you are are a fraud .

Captain Ron.......

Hey, I have a great suggestion for ANYONE.....

Me and Harris(a favorite amongst all real swellinfo-dudes.) are making a rough ride in Camden/Philly tomorrow.

So, you wanna see what's up?

Well, I'll probably take the 9:47 bus out of Hammonton.

So be around The Walter Rand Transportation Center in Camden around 11:00.

I'll be wearing surf related clothing.

God, MIS is such a punk-*****.

Dude, your done. Get any messages? Ah, that's nothing.

And truck anyone who likes MIS 13. FRFR.

 

Here's the thing I don't get about the SJB truthers...regardless of the handle, the channel, of any other outside factors, the stylee is the same. He doesn't hide, doesn't try to come off as someone else.

blasters of course Bill rides a lid brah!

And Bill, come on man, I have a pass right? You know I like both you crackers. Remember the brief detente, when you guys got along for a spell?

 

#stephanieabrahmsneverforget

 

You know we love every incarnation of you, brother.

And my cable package doesn't have the Weather Channel. If that makes me a fraud... well... that's OK. I'll live with it.

 

Hey, you astute moderators,

MIS-13, aka Stanakasaurus, is bogarting General Lee's persona.....

Even though all the crackers in AC, Camden, & Bridgeton frown upon this, MIS 13 should be "Punished"..

On the computer.

He don't know what he's unleashed in real life. And Seldom ain't going to be able to help him.

MIS, I just found all the change my daddy's been hiding from me.

I'm going to Tomar's !!!

Yeah, sometimes the internets actually transition to real life.

East Side.

**** Hawaii.

 

No..

Let's give you credit, you are a non-Doctorate-son-of-a-b!tch - who teaches Asian Studies, as a white dude from South Jersey, at a Community College in the intellectual state of Hawaii.

Batu? Batu?

Hey, do you speak fluid Pidgin?

No matter what Seldom told you aboot me....ah, as I've told him, " I leave my Jersey at home when I travel..."

I'm actually not that docile.

And no one confuse that as a Seldom jab.

It's just, as he's only "seen" me at a '5' in the water.....he's on "seen" my aggressive nature at a '0.' For Wayne's sake, it's South Norwalk, CT... not Waterloo St in Fairhill.....or Camden...or Millville...or Bridgeton....or Atlantic City/Pleasantville.

I ain't scared. Yeah, I have crazy-Barry-inspired anxiety issues. Yeah, due to 25-years of drug abuse.

But that's all anxiety of crazy-shat in my mind. Not reality. I take care of shat in reality.

Ya know what it is that I be sayin'? I leave my "Jersey" at home.

No, MIS, we can't get along because I gave you an opportunity to be civil. Shucks, I even complimented your big-wave surfing prowess.

But you couldn't help yourself.

Ah, don't fret, daddy.

I'm smart. I'll let things go for awhile, so no one would even think it was me giving them the business down-the-road. Go tell the police.

As you said, "I'm a loser."

Actually, I'm not a loser or a winner.

Hap hap sharap you are: I chose not to play the game. So I can't win or lose.

You screwed-up, MIS. I gave you years to right yourself.

Oh well.......

Disclaimer: Everything said above was purely fictional and for entertainment purposes only.

Hey, lawyers, did you read that?

Yeah, MIS......

I've grown tired of all this internet BS. And I know you ain't shat in real life.

 

And as I said earlier..any Swellinfo types.....

I'll be in Camden and Philly tomorrow.

Come visit.

Friends, we'll have great time.

Yo !! Rittenhouse Square all tuned-up ??!!! Harris will get the readies and dope.

And the sissies who front are too afraid to even ride a transit line in Philly.

 

That's it??

You're talkin' aboot me, when I ain't even particiapting.....

I'm not even active and you talk aboot me.....

And now you're going to act "bored"...."Yawn..."

Dude, you are a joke.

Ha. Woof... ah Ruff

Well, get ready in the next 2-5 years aboot not being bored.

What? You think I care aboot anything I have aboot myself on the internet? Yeah, dude, I'm a drug addict and shat.....

No shame in my game....

But you are hidden....

Ah, I was so nice I didn't even give DPSUP your deets.

Holy Shat, I just heard a noise.....might be a werewolf or ghost.

But, DPSUP, screw being decent to this dude.

A message is coming.

And I know all aboot Gloucseter County.....MIS.

My computer is acting funny.....so maybe a victory for the other side...

Oh MY Wayne...

Yes this post was kind-of-vague.....

Go figure.

F all MIS people. All of them. Jesus, even Harris wouldn't fall for MIS's BS......

Yeah.

 

Dude you're still OK in my book.

 

Some of you guys sound as if you are still trying to get out of kindergarten......

 

There's one guy on here who is trying to get into kindergartens.....not naming any names, wayne the insane.....

 

Keep your friends close, but keep your enemies closer? I offered to trade punches in exchange for beer lol Perhaps that's too decent, but I figure at least I get one good shot on him, and I'll gladly take one for the team for that opportunity, and it'll be consensual, as we'll have to sign waivers to avoid any possible trouble with the law and avoid being sued should that one punch be all she wrote. Seems fair to me. Best of all, we're going to Go-Pro it and post it to the forume for everybody's enjoyment. It's like watching the SI's version of Jackass, only better!

 

Got a big schnoz do ya? lol OK, let's go with Chavez's ideas, those seem fun too.