The SI Files - Offical Swellinfo Conspiracy Theory Thread

zach619 · Jul 17, 2014

MakeItStop said: ↑

how did they hack it? I hacked a forum once, bought a computer from a 7th street guy (shall remain nameless) and it had his admin login and I used it FOR MONTHS. Good times till they removed the forum
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You know the deal. It was a classy attempt, at best. I mean, the guy was on here saying "nanny nanny boo boo, i know more than you do"... Sure your and admin... sure.

Scobeyville · Jul 17, 2014

You all need to develop a drug problem. This forum is so SAD.

#BRINGBACKLOCALSWELL!!!!!!!

zach619 · Jul 17, 2014

Scobeyville said: ↑

You all need to develop a drug problem. This forum is so SAD.

#BRINGBACKLOCALSWELL!!!!!!!
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Yeah, but you got waves on the daily my man. We have a lake, no drug problems and too much free time. It's a dangerous combination.

zach619 · Jul 17, 2014

surfin paulie said: ↑

Re: writing style... I guess that's a compliment, man. Thanks. I just write stuff.
Re: Volcom... I never really got along with teams, contests, and all... at least as far as surfing is concerned. My same buds mentioned above ragged on me forever to enter a surf contest. "Like, DUDE! Look at those jerks with their heads up their butts! You're WAY better than them!" "Man, no way. They're sponsored and sh**." But they're such a-holes! Just go out there ONE time, and we'll leave you alone." "Promise?" "Promise." "Alright man. ONE time, and that's it." "Awesome!" Anyhow, I did go. It was so long ago, that I can't tell real details, except I did place, 2nd or 3rd. My buds were like "See Dude? We told you!" I'm like "let's get the f outa here" Never went back. It was kinda fun, but not my thing AT ALL. Back then I could kinda surf ok. I'm a rusty old guy now tryin to find it again. So... any time someone has a little fun shreddin the team shredders, it gets my attention. I know ALL the team guys aren't jerks, but enough are.

Re: catchin up on stuff fast... Guess it's a combo of I'm kinda weird in that I can read fast, and... it's FLAT AS HELL these days. Lots of spare time...

God as my witness... It's just Paulie. Come to G-Town and look me up.

Later y'all
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Fair enough... But if you start claiming I am from Havre De Grace, that changes everything.

cepriano · Jul 17, 2014

say whatttttttt lol

cepriano · Jul 17, 2014

surfin paulie said: ↑

Re: writing style... I guess that's a compliment, man. Thanks. I just write stuff.
Re: Volcom... I never really got along with teams, contests, and all... at least as far as surfing is concerned. My same buds mentioned above ragged on me forever to enter a surf contest. "Like, DUDE! Look at those jerks with their heads up their butts! You're WAY better than them!" "Man, no way. They're sponsored and sh**." "But they're such a-holes! Just go out there ONE time, and we'll leave you alone." "Promise?" "Promise." "Alright man. ONE time, and that's it." "Awesome!" Anyhow, I did go. It was so long ago, that I can't tell real details, except I did place, 2nd or 3rd. My buds were like "See Dude? We told you!" I'm like "let's get the f outa here" Never went back. It was kinda fun, but not my thing AT ALL. Back then I could kinda surf ok. I'm a rusty old guy now tryin to find it again. So... any time someone has a little fun shreddin the team shredders, it gets my attention. I know ALL the team guys aren't jerks, but enough are.

Re: catchin up on stuff fast... Guess it's a combo of I'm kinda weird in that I can read fast, and... it's FLAT AS HELL these days. Lots of spare time...

God as my witness... It's just Paulie. Come to G-Town and look me up.

Later y'all
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u seem like a decent dude,but ur back to back to back posts remind me of a little girl named shark hunter

cepriano · Jul 17, 2014

meanwhile in texas

DawnPatrol321 · Jul 17, 2014

6 pages and no answers as to what the hell is going on here! Jokes on us guys hahaha

rcarter · Jul 17, 2014

In keeping with the prior pics:

zach619 · Jul 17, 2014

surfin paulie said: ↑

Hey y'all... FINALLY... We might get some surf down here! Here's one place I go...

http://www.ohanasurfandskate.com/surfcam.html

Link only works in the daytime, as the cam is inside a local surf shop. Have to refresh the page every 30 secs, but hey... We ain't California. Wind chop is startin. SI forecast says we oughta have waist high surf all weekend. Now, I know that ain't a big deal for some of y'all, but we ain't had diddly in WEEKS. Paulie's favorite spot when surfin the pier, is right under that yellow building on the left. Nice peak piles up under there. Usually an extra foot or so higher than the rest of the places. Sometimes it's good farther outside, but the sandbars are funky so it doesn't break too solid out there. Much more punchy up under that building.

Come join me this weekend.

Sorry man, it's really been flat. I'm ready to go surfin.

This thread is gettin kinda squirrely.
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This yellow building?

DawnPatrol321 · Jul 17, 2014

surfin paulie said: ↑

Hey y'all... FINALLY... We might get some surf down here! Here's one place I go...

http://www.ohanasurfandskate.com/surfcam.html

Link only works in the daytime, as the cam is inside a local surf shop. Have to refresh the page every 30 secs, but hey... We ain't California. Wind chop is startin. SI forecast says we oughta have waist high surf all weekend. Now, I know that ain't a big deal for some of y'all, but we ain't had diddly in WEEKS. Paulie's favorite spot when surfin the pier, is right under that yellow building on the left. Nice peak piles up under there. Usually an extra foot or so higher than the rest of the places. Sometimes it's good farther outside, but the sandbars are funky so it doesn't break too solid out there. Much more punchy up under that building.

Come join me this weekend.

Sorry man, it's really been flat. I'm ready to go surfin.

This thread is gettin kinda squirrely.
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Paulie we got some Gulf waves that we're really fun today, hope you score some too, glad I took the day off to enjoy it, should hold me over for a few days, the Atlantic needs to wake up!

zach619 · Jul 17, 2014

surfin paulie said: ↑

No, there's another one out past that one. Look at the web cam. It's farther out than that one, and that ain't today. That was the last 15 days, though. Flat city.
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Not on the web cam. Google Earth....

Left or right?

yankee · Jul 17, 2014

simod2 was allegedly abducted by waynetheinsaaane. Better head for your bunker, paulie, that windowless white van is reportedly heading your way.

capecodcdog · Jul 18, 2014

zaGaffer said: ↑

Not that I know anything about this sort of thing and this is purely for hypothetical, educational, theoretically possible satire; but if one were maliciously inclined or perhaps as curious as a monkey illegally kept in NYC by a man in a yellow hat, one could retrieve and/or update the hashed password/email of another member via a 0 day exploit SQL injection using the ajax.php handler that may or may not work based on certain local environmental configurations on certain versions of a certain software suite.

But I'm sure you already know that
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Word. No Doubt.

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