We've got our eye on Bermuda. Once we take that and the namesake, we will charge a ridiculous tariff on Bermuda (style) beach apparel. Beware Emass, we have an army of Wal-Mart employees with the general staff safely behind the front lines in Arkansas. That's right, we will destroy the Yankee economy with an influx of shoddy goods from China.
Yes, we have an over-sized Chicharone that we are sending up to scale your skyscrapers like King Kong. We will send him on a mission to moon New York harbor. Immigration will come to an abrupt halt. Hand over the Hindus. Don't make us send in the militant wing of the Salvation Army. Bells will ring year round. Florida is already under seige. Your retirees need to make it through Georgia, the heart of our terrtorry
N*****ah don,t tell me bout the dirty souffff!!! Hot sweet and sticky. Weza gonna take ovah the lineups of Swampscott after we unleash a godless sharknado. Baaaahstan Haaabaah watch out!
Your airwaves are being taken over as we speak. How many times have you heard Sweet Home Alabama on the classic rock station today? It is sweet...isn't it? A place where it is sweet and everyone likes the song.
Hahahaha Swampy?!?!?! Bru, ain't no stoke on the shores of Swampscott. The Bean has a couple respectable breaks at certain times and that ain't one!!
Can someone explain the Hindu thing to a guy new to the forum? Also the '23 footer' thing, and bench-offs, etc.
That does little to clear things up. Who is this "NJSM"? Can you delve deeper into these claims? I've been curious ever since I joined.