The South WILL Rise Again

Discussion in 'Non Surf Related' started by KillaKiel, Jul 18, 2013.

  1. KillaKiel

    KillaKiel Well-Known Member

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    Feb 21, 2012
    What more can be said? Now kindly hand over the Hindu honeys.
     
  2. EmassSpicoli

    EmassSpicoli Well-Known Member

    Apr 16, 2013
    No wayz, Abro-ham Lincoln!! Souph too slow to grow mo biggah!!!
     

  3. KillaKiel

    KillaKiel Well-Known Member

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    Feb 21, 2012
    We've got our eye on Bermuda. Once we take that and the namesake, we will charge a ridiculous tariff on Bermuda (style) beach apparel.

    Beware Emass, we have an army of Wal-Mart employees with the general staff safely behind the front lines in Arkansas.

    That's right, we will destroy the Yankee economy with an influx of shoddy goods from China.
     
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  4. aka pumpmaster

    aka pumpmaster Well-Known Member

    Apr 30, 2008
    and GMO crops laced with Japanese radiation.
     
  5. chicharronne

    chicharronne Well-Known Member

    Jun 22, 2006
    THE SOUTH SHALL RISE AGAIN!?!?!?!?!

    yeah, just far enough to kiss my azz.
     
  6. brewengineer

    brewengineer Well-Known Member

    Jun 22, 2011
  7. aka pumpmaster

    aka pumpmaster Well-Known Member

    Apr 30, 2008
    I hope Neil Young will remember that a southern man don't need him around.
     
  8. EmassSpicoli

    EmassSpicoli Well-Known Member

    Apr 16, 2013
    Souph weak like da Ukraine!!!
     
  9. KillaKiel

    KillaKiel Well-Known Member

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    Feb 21, 2012
    Yes, we have an over-sized Chicharone that we are sending up to scale your skyscrapers like King Kong. We will send him on a mission to moon New York harbor. Immigration will come to an abrupt halt. Hand over the Hindus. Don't make us send in the militant wing of the Salvation Army. Bells will ring year round.

    Florida is already under seige. Your retirees need to make it through Georgia, the heart of our terrtorry
     
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  10. sisurfdogg

    sisurfdogg Well-Known Member

    Jun 17, 2013
    N*****ah don,t tell me bout the dirty souffff!!! Hot sweet and sticky. Weza gonna take ovah the lineups of Swampscott after we unleash a godless sharknado. Baaaahstan Haaabaah watch out!
     
  11. KillaKiel

    KillaKiel Well-Known Member

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    Feb 21, 2012
    Your airwaves are being taken over as we speak. How many times have you heard Sweet Home Alabama on the classic rock station today? It is sweet...isn't it? A place where it is sweet and everyone likes the song.
     
  12. ocsurf32

    ocsurf32 Well-Known Member

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    Jul 22, 2012
    The south was never up. . . . .
     
  13. whosthat

    whosthat Well-Known Member

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    Apr 8, 2011
  14. fl.surfdog

    fl.surfdog Well-Known Member

    Dec 6, 2010
    Yes we will fight till death for our peaches, oranges, pecans, and our first President Tom Petty!!!
     
  15. beachbreak

    beachbreak Well-Known Member

    Apr 7, 2008
    is this really the best we can do? things were so good lately
     
  16. Sandblasters

    Sandblasters Well-Known Member

    May 4, 2013
    **** all yall south carolina will rise again and be the capital of the new south confederacy
     
  17. EmassSpicoli

    EmassSpicoli Well-Known Member

    Apr 16, 2013
    Hahahaha Swampy?!?!?! Bru, ain't no stoke on the shores of Swampscott. The Bean has a couple respectable breaks at certain times and that ain't one!!
     
  18. Bill Cosby's nephew

    Bill Cosby's nephew Well-Known Member

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    Jun 21, 2013
    Can someone explain the Hindu thing to a guy new to the forum? Also the '23 footer' thing, and bench-offs, etc.
     
  19. seldom seen

    seldom seen Well-Known Member

    Aug 21, 2012
    All NJSM concepts/claims.
     
  20. Bill Cosby's nephew

    Bill Cosby's nephew Well-Known Member

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    Jun 21, 2013
    That does little to clear things up. Who is this "NJSM"? Can you delve deeper into these claims? I've been curious ever since I joined.