the things you love about surfing

What's the point, Y?

 

What's your point, my little trolling sportini #hairclubformen?

 

Got it. You're just in the mood I guess.

Hey man, if you ever need something or someone to talk to you know you can always reach out to Gruvi or SouthPierPauli.

 

Uh, you're the wack job that 'reached out' to me, chrome-dome.

Back to trolling, are ya? Or is this some sort of weird Carolina-luv thing you have for zach aka frandrescher?

Hey how come you never posted up those promised pics from your buoy Steve-the-gnome-plank-builder....? Maybe cause they never existed?

 

Well said from the northern provinces. Doesn't happen a lot, right, but when it does....the mind matters & the ocean saves.

 

This is a double-edged sword for me.....the down side about the anticipation is the road rage I get when driving to wherever it is I am going to paddle out. It seems as if the entire universe is against me when I am in my vehicle, en route to go surf. Besides that, the anticipation always makes me super pumped up.

Another one of my favorites....
On a sunny fall day (bennies are gone and mostly local boys in the line-up), surfing a head high swell with light offshores. After a solid 3-4 hour morning session, go to the local deli or mexi restaurant, grab some food, and go back to the beach to eat, watch everyone get barrelled, and have some good laughs with friends. Then go surf again....

 

Yeah dude. Zach and I are banding together so the south can rise again against the Yankee. You'd love that wouldn't you?

So you're attempting to rile me up talking about someone else's boards? Man, you go straight for the heart don't you?

I was just wondering what the point of your post was. You've made it clear though.

 

Being out in the wilderness is something I love about surfing. It just you, the air, sun and water. Preparing to go on a hiking/surfing expedition pretty soon. Watching 180 South has got me pumped.

 

Says the guy who rants about jesus, and the south and claims to drive from DC to "put people in their places" all over AI. You are a sad, bitter little man.

 

Man, and those Fan Drescher references are just epic man. Well done.

Hows about from now on, you keep my name out ya mouth and I will not speak of yours. Cause I don't need somebody swinging from my tree trunk every time I look down.

I get it, you hate walmart. You hate banks. And you are the ultimate eastern shore local, by way of the district that has some creepy man crush on My Savior.

Slide on.

 

the bongs and babes.

 

You don't get it, fran. Not one iota. That's the point that you keep missing. It's why you're not entertaining, you're not amusing, you're not even interesting.

You're just a boring, passive-aggressive sphincter who posts nearly everything with 'I, I, I, I, I, me, me, me.' But, that fits in with your one-dimensional view of everything. It's all about you, but you keep broadcasting that here. Your posts are akin to the sound of nails on a blackboard.

Take clemmy with you on one your masturbatory surf sessions, fran-doodle : you both have apparently read every one of my posts & so that qualifies you both, along with waynetheinsaaane & chucka boo boo, as my bitter lil band 'o cupcake trolls.

 

It's been so long that any significant swell has come, I can't remember.

 

Like my daddy always told me,
"Don't put your mouth on anything that'll make your wenis throw up."

 

So put me on ignore and stop beating off to my posts. Creep. Go regulate the tourists at AI. Cause that's not ironic

 

Read ALL my posts & file your report, ms narcissistic passive aggressive ()itch.

Don't you just want to have the last word, fran...? c'mon ya know ya do, sparky...you know you can barely contain yourself, frandrescher...c'mon, don't hold back it ain't natural for a gal like you...let yourself spew....again

 

Learning and mastering new boards! I love how surfing pushes me to stay in shape. I love the intergenerational aspect and mixing of the sexes. Men women and children all enjoying waves together.

 

Bros, again, please keep dis tread holy, not haole. I know some of you are in the pennant stretch of HOTY campaigns, yet please refrain from surf sacrilege.

 

Man, I hope some of you VB cats got out this morning at Croatan, etc. Best in quite awhile. Up to chest high and clean. Forecasts & reports were off on this one.
I was there with my wife and youngest daughter at around 9:30AM just for a walk, pick up shells, and enjoy the lull in the rain we're getting this weekend.
I was chomping at the bit, but there was no help for it. Left the board at home. By 1030 it was crowded out there and getting more so. Hopefully conditions will be close to as good AM tomorrow. May try later this afternoon if I can get my car back. Wife and daughter took it shopping. Stranded at home.

Oh yeah, should return to the original topic.
One of the things I enjoy after a session is shooting the breeze with other surfers about their boards and how the boards are working out for them under the conditions we have here. I try to make the most of what I have, but always at the back of my mind is the next board.

 

spicoli....surely you jest. As one of the unholiest, most sacriligous haole thread 'jackers & flamethrowers (what happened to your buoy surfin paulie, did wayne the insaaaane snatch him for you & poor paulie now locked in your basement?) you are not one to yap aboot opinions esp in your faux HI wacki 'accent.'

Point being:
A, it's tiresome reading fran's relentless posts to his own greatness, hayzeus effing keerist, pilgrim, get a room with mirrors on the ceiling & just have at it with your own self.
B, he attacks on the personal level & when that happens the gloves are off.
btw, C, this Forum has been doing a pretty good job of policing itself so stop yer whining & fretting.