The Ultimate Forume Medicale Advise Tread

Discussion in 'All Discussions' started by yankee, Sep 7, 2016.

  1. yankee

    yankee Well-Known Member

    Sep 26, 2008
    How & when will you die...?

    Sort of a lot of death in the treads this past week, what with the kiter getting chomped in New Caledonia, the surfer dying of a heart attack in FL & the sponger offing himself.

    You know you've thought about.....when....how....

    Not to be morbid...but found only on The Forume Medicale Advisement aspect.

    So, here ya go: when do you think you'll depart your earthly restrictions (420 doesn't count) and how do you think you'll be taken?

    Utilize your genetics, your way of life, past, present, future, your evil wife stressing you out, anything & everything to get to That Number.

    Me: never see the other side of 72.
    Factors: evil ex gold-digging ho, work stress, contact sports including boxing, alcohol & cigs when younger, genetics.
    Cause: cancer or heart attack or sarcoidosis of lungs.
     
  2. Barry Cuda

    Barry Cuda Guest

    Earlier this summer I would have said suicide by age 75, but one look at my granddaughter 3 weeks ago changed that.
    Renal disease; age 90 or bit earlier.
     

  3. DawnPatrol321

    DawnPatrol321 Well-Known Member

    Mar 6, 2012
    Damn, that's f'ed up
     
  4. Barry Cuda

    Barry Cuda Guest

    But honest. Who da fvck was to live too long without a great reason??
     
  5. DawnPatrol321

    DawnPatrol321 Well-Known Member

    Mar 6, 2012
    I appreciate the honesty, just didn't think that would be you, after beating Cancer and all.
     
  6. Barry Cuda

    Barry Cuda Guest

    Well thanks. Rest assured, I now have a great reason to go on.
     
  7. DawnPatrol321

    DawnPatrol321 Well-Known Member

    Mar 6, 2012
    Glad you didn't and have decided to continue on.

    As for me, I have no f'ing idea how or when i'm going to go. If my wife goes first, I'll probably die of a broken heart. If I go first, it'll probably be in the ocean or on my way to or from. Someone tried taking me out not long ago when I was T-boned going through an intersection by someone who ran a red light at about 55mph.
     
  8. ScobeyviIIe

    ScobeyviIIe Well-Known Member

    Nov 3, 2015
    Car accident while trying to view this forumme post!

    JK, I try not to look at the phone when im driving.
    Probably cancer - Everything i eat is "Genetically modified", pack of smokes a day
     
  9. Iggy

    Iggy Well-Known Member

    258
    Jun 14, 2014
    I'm going to die like Bodhi in Point Break.
     
  10. ScobeyviIIe

    ScobeyviIIe Well-Known Member

    Nov 3, 2015
    Bro, he didn't die. He paddled to NZ!
     
  11. seldom seen

    seldom seen Well-Known Member

    Aug 21, 2012
    If I was in front of a computer this is the perfect opportunity to post a pic of young grommet and say "hell, I'm not gonna live to see 30"..

    There's a couple ways my days might end, lemme chew on this one.
     
  12. seldom seen

    seldom seen Well-Known Member

    Aug 21, 2012
    Fkn A he did.
     
  13. fl.surfdog

    fl.surfdog Well-Known Member

    Dec 6, 2010
    My mom died of the big "C", my father died because of too much smoking and drinking, I, on the other hand quit smoking years ago, wouldn't touch another, I drink but don't really over do it, I even quit that for about 15 yrs. raising a family, I'm probably in better shape then most people half my age....It's a toss up between a car accident or getting hit in the head and drowning while surfing....hope neither...falling asleep and never waking up would be ideal.....lol
     
  14. ibc

    ibc Well-Known Member

    Aug 3, 2014
    More than likely, the same as that dude at RCs, Satellite Beach. Heart stops all of a sudden. Past life style, I feel stuff from time to time, etc.

    I hope it happens when I'm out in the water, and that no guards have to be burdened with me. Winter would be best, as they ain't workin then. Only bad thing would be it would probably take out my 75 yr old Mom, who lives around the corner.

    Perfect setup would be we both go the same day, and not know about the other.
     
  15. Slashdog

    Slashdog Well-Known Member

    May 22, 2012
    In 2066, atop a pile of much younger women*, I will be distracted (as we all are when doing routine things). My distraction will be a radio program celebrating the fiftieth anniversary of the first Female U.S. president. I find the distraction sad, because it makes me recall all of the time I wasted on Swellinfo. To erase this brief moment of depression, I snort another line of future-powder, and in a drug-fueled orgasm, impregnate one of my beautiful partners*, dropping dead of a heart attack.

    *sentient sexbots
    *appliances
     
  16. jaklsurfs

    jaklsurfs Well-Known Member

    501
    Apr 26, 2015
    In 2066 ? Thats way too long too wait yu need to hit it now slick
     
  17. your pier

    your pier Well-Known Member

    Dec 2, 2013
    I told everyone that I started counting down after I hit 35...I'm 33 now!

    Anything else is extra innings
     
  18. KOOKamungya

    KOOKamungya Well-Known Member

    349
    Jun 18, 2014
    burried att da tomb of da unknown surfer
     
  19. Iggy

    Iggy Well-Known Member

    258
    Jun 14, 2014
    Ha Ha! That would have been a great opening for Point Break Part II had they made it, instead of doing that terrible remake.
     
  20. The Incorrigible Steel Burrito VII

    The Incorrigible Steel Burrito VII Well-Known Member

    Oct 19, 2014
    I think something like a car accident. Or a plane crash. Within the next 10 years.