The war of northern surfing aggression

Dear friend mr sandblaser,

No need to get worried. There is no civil war in the future. You do know that technically Belmar is in 'the south'. It's in South Jersey. South jersey is below the Masson Dixon line- sooo you actually have the Belmar. Nothing to worry about... You guys can have south jersey...

Your pal,
mr Belmar

 

Woah dudeski Belmar is north jersey(surf jock capital)...c'mon Jesus you know this...

 

Dudes- I was just trying to make ol sandblaser feel better... You know he really likes jersey...

 

No doubt Jesus... Blaster would love the jerz if he came up and hung out for a little while...maybe throw bucketz with Carolina cut backz on some jersey juice....

 

Even though southerners are vastly outnumbered here on swellinfo (judging by a poll of where people lived -most from Jersey), it's still fun to see the comments on here. I was born and raised in NOVA but I had to get out. People are rude, high taxes, etc. So now I live in southern Virginia...a safer distance from the northerners. Haha.

So many people from New York and Jersey are moving down here though. But I don't blame them for moving.

 

Copenhagen sucks. Skoal Winter Green Long Cut

 

every person that i have met from nj, ny, md, ne etc that moved to wb, nc were hilarious, quircky, tough as wood pecker lips, stand up guys.

ymmv.

 

not sure about Hanna tho

 

Glad you made it out bo. I know where the mason Dixie line is but those north of you are only barely on our side, bless their hearts. Y'all can talk about our food because it is the best and doesn't come from a mix of ancient greasy European lineages. Don't forget about southern spirits and smoke. We've got that down to a science and refined it to an art. Yet the thing that I really feel bad for a Yankee is what they call a woman. I've seen them and I've felt the chill of the great white north so I can understand the blubber and excessive hair... Evolution is working. We've figured out your aggression and it's cool. We understand.

 

This thread is very very stupid. North east is superior Sufing and way better people. Literally the south is simple illiterate folk who still banter around with the confederacy flying hight. That's raciest and makes the south look very dumb.

 

Aren't you some kinda narc or something?

That was the old south, this is the new south. We ain't bout that ****, you aggressors can't move past it.

 

grits

we got grits y'all

 

Cheesy grits rule.

U got THAT right!

 

Why is it that a southerner can take plenty of time saying the word "too", and maybe even add an extra syllable for great effect? But he can't remember to type that extra o.

 

Drugged out ? I guess that sheds light into your personal character, the type who hangs with druggies.

We have G Mac even tho he was grown in HI I'm pretty sure.

Rhoddy, New Hampshire and Maine are prime surfing and it's consistent ish. East mass sucks for surfing btw

And yes race and confederacy is still an issue for u south boys It's all raciest and makes you inferior

 

Narc