The war of northern surfing aggression

It's a rare, secluded village inhabited solely by Hindu models. It is where they plot the capture of Shred and his ilk.

 

The north is conducive to being a reclusive weirdo.

 

Blasters point is totally valid. The black American diet is so loaded with everything that's horrible for a human that their levels of obesity, heart disease, cancer, stroke, other food-related asspects are off the hook, way off the hook. It ain't racist, it's fact. It ain't north south either. And btw, the white blue-eyed corn bread midwest isn't exactly slim city by any means.

And, +1, America is a fat, heaving mess of consumer pigs who can't lay off the consumption of mega family bags of Doritos.
Invest in NVO, because diabetes is the plague that keeps on giving & you may as well make a few bucks off the grotesque human beasts that are inhaling the planet's resources.

Talk about a carbon footprint...

 

That's raciest.

 

Clemson the hero

 

Dudeski- just in case you didn't know: Belmar is actually the best surfing spot in the continental US. People travel from all over to surf the Belmar.

#saltlife

 

Dumba$$

 

The south is much more better because we gave birth to NASCAR, Daisy Dukes, PBR (white socks, red neck and Pabst Blue Ribbon Beer), fried everything, and Kelly Slater. All youze guys have is the Andino dynasty, Belmar, Snookie, and The Boss. It's gonna be 14 foot @ 14 seconds with 70 plus degree water in 5 days. If you have the ballz, come on down, I'll paddle your fat asses over to Reef Road and watch you shott your shorts.

 

lol