Things I don't think I'm capable of

Wonderful thread bubs, I dig it...lemme stew on this for a while.

 

If you think you can or can't
either way you are right!!

 

My list is too long to list.
However, the things I thought I could not do, I tried, and ended up doing them. Some well, some not so well.
But at least I tried.
And I suggest you do the same.....

 

Growing a nice mane of golden locks. I used to have such nice hair, but alas, it fell out and now I would look like Dauber from the show Coach from the 90's. I also can't distinguish between the names Christy, Christine, Christina or any derivative thereof.

 

The latter has resulted in me not getting laid before.

 

Cut your weewee off.....

 

Making a billion dorrar

 

1- working all day without back pain! 2- unless a miracle happens, ill never surf a place like mavs! started to late. but like cuda said, I'm not gonna give up! 3- blow myself 4- be right in a argument with wife, that's a lock!

 

that's awesome!

 

this is awesome

and ftr, there is no difference,

 

Me all day every day, till they bleed! Lol I'll never stop, toe nails aren't safe either!

 

this is symptomatic of some other internal psych sh1t

 

Pray tell Dr. Phil

 

I am in the nail biting club. What pray tell is my physiological issue? (Please don't say gay....please don't say gay.....please don't say gay)

BahahHaa

 

I've had several close calls to score a threesome (yes, 2 girls and me...fock youse guys) but alas, something always went wrong.

I just don't think I'm capable of having a hot sloppy menage a trois. It's just not in the cards.

my life sux

 

Picking my nose and eating it. Don't got time to find a tissue. Gross? Maybe. But whatever.

I used to have long hair down to my bottom rib. It was good looking hair. Not all frizzy and nasty. Girls would actually compliment me on it all the time. Now i shave my head every two weeks or so. I can never grow it back. The second i hit that awkward stage i freak and shave it again. Don't know how i grew it out as long as i did the first time.

Most importantly though, I CANNOT FOR THE LIFE OF ME GROW A WALRUS MUSTACHE. Iv tried a bunch. I grow facial hair like a beast. I could grow it, but everytime i try and my top lip gets covered i have to trim it. Sucks all the moisture from my lips and i start chewing on it. I'll keep trying though. Walrus mustache would be cool

 

I can't stop thinking about Asians with big breasticles. I'm 54 and still bang me wife on the reg but I can't stop the obsession. It's all eating me up inside. I must have one, I must!!!
I also can't stop getting violently angry at stupid people. Im a very chill person, but stupid people constantly hash my mellow.

 

I can't let my pigeons free fly, the hawks are killing me over here.