Things I'm Capable of Doing, but I Chose Not To..Part 2

Bwahahaha!

He did, I saw it on youtube, so it's true.

 

I'm extremely capable of allowing females to penetrate my anus with foreign objects. It's just that I choose...

Awww fvck, what was I talking about again?

 

Anal penetration

 

Oh yeah.

Well anyways I'm totally capable blah blah blah.

I'll just leave it at that.

 

Bangin' the ex, lots of weird signals lately, almost worth it to mess with her boyfriend, but nahhhh

 

Now that I would do, given the opportunity.......go for it.
And report back once accomplished!

 

So when she did something she'd never done with you before, did you ask her "where'd you learn *that*" ? lol

Dude, just hit it and leave the bf out of it. It's tempting and sometimes hilarious, but most of the time it don't end well. Just my.02 centavos

 

I gawt it in my hand right now and its gettin hawd.

 

Caulk?

 

You just let it go in and out while I squeeze your noze.

 

I'm capable of throat punching a certain co-worker cause he knows he is lazy entitled young fu*khead and can get away with it.....but I choose not to cause I would miss so many swells while I'm in prison.

 

angry slobbering chrome domius clemson troll on his way over, heads up

 

I'm beginning to think that Shelldonne never let his old lady tongue punch his fart box.

 

tongue punch his fart box.

LOL, that is funny

 

Teach him some tonsil boxing classes. Aoerta flexing 101

 

Try using toilet paper--come in to the 21st century.

 

Dogs sniff and lick each other's butts all the time. You love and respect dogs, don't you?

Do it for the dogs brah

 

The taste is very earthy. A cross between an acorn and red mulch.