Things I'm Capable of Doing, but I Chose Not To..Part 2

- riding a SUP in waves
- watching or buying the McGregor v Mayweather fight
- growing up
- snowboarding on the weekends

 

4 Things That Suck?

 

I heard it tastes like aluminum. Tangy.

 

If the Ole Lady's tongue ever came into contact with my balloon knot, she'd prolly die of toxic shock. It's a really nasty, nasty place down there.
On another note, she's starting to lay subtle hints about the whole strap on thing again. I think she reads a lot of kinky books or something. I be sleeping with one eye open...

 

If your puckerhole looks like an old worn out photo of Tommy Chong, you might consider a Full Brazilian. JMHO

 

What color is the balloon?

 

IMHO, it is this tread that should be deleted, not the scatilyclads thread.
This is useless, gibberish.

 

Damn yawnee, I didn't know I hurt your feeling so much in the "what do we look like thread". You really worried about me at 9:45 at night on a Sunday?

 

Red. Like a baboon's arse.

 

Ugh.

Nobody wants to see that bruh

 

Especially Mrs. Chavez...

 

No wonder she wants to stick a bowling pin in there.

 

That would suck if it was a pin needle.