Listen newboy, I've already gone over my home location ad nauseam. Why would I be pissed-off? I'm 20 miles from the beach. It's straight run down RT 30 - a road that never gets summer traffic problems except when they open that damn drawbridge coming into AC... Then I'm 25 miles to Camden and Philadelphia........home of the country's finest heroin, fat crack bags and excellent PCP. Ok, pray tell, if Monmouth County isn't in North Jersey where is it? DO NOT SAY CENTRAL JERSEY. THERE IS NO CENTRAL JERSEY DRAW A LINE FROM TRENTON TO BARNEGAT LIGHT IF YOU ARE SOUTH OF THAT LINE - YOU ARE SOUTH JERSEY IF YOU ARE NORTH OF THAT LINE - YOU ARE NORTH JERSEY JESUS CHRIST, DUDE, do you know anything? You don't even know your state.