I'm getting a llama. He shall be named Llarry and I shall teach him to surf, chew tabacky, and spit on command. After that I dare any beyotches to drop in on me. Try it and they'll get Llarry's backy filled money shot right in the eyes. Check one off the bucket list...
I want two. one to be in the water, one to protect my schitt. Maybe we can get a discount buying in bulk.
i love this idea, i will get cope to get him sponsored, and provide him with cope wintergreen rash guards. this will be sick.
