Thoughts on waverunner tow-ins...

Don't be a gay.

 

I think short boarders in the lineup are dangerous. That board could hit a someone and hurt them. We should all stop surfing. Just too dangerous.

 

DP and BE - of course there are brahs out there rippin faces on rafts. There are outliers in every walk of life. My statements and concern (and likely the State of MN as well) is regarding the critical mass of less skilled operators, especially the least common denominator if straight up hazard kooks. The consequence of kookery on even a LB pales in comparison to faulty SUP operation. SUPshredmachines aren't part of this as clearly they aren't hurting anyone. Yesterday AM in the closeout swell there were almost a dozen SUPers in the lineup and while a couple could hold their own, several more were willing to be tossed off the closing waves along with their "cutters". If one came my way, I may have got in my first altercation is public in more than a decade and a half.

 

Just for that MA, I'll be up by the end of the month to get in the Guinness Book of World Effin Records as the most stoked dude alive as I wield me and my boys into the Vacationland lineups via Seadoo.

Yes, the Garbage State is the root of this problem.

Yes, my SI brahs are the schitt because they do cool schitt like postulate how to bag up warm schitt as projectiles meant for schittheads.

 

Lil play on Outside Providence there? Nicely placed.

"Are you, or are you not: a gay?"

 

Cracking me up, thanks for that disgusting visual. Ha ha ha

 

That's because no animals were mentioned!!!

I'm jokinnnnn brawwwww!!!

BANGORRRRRRRR!!!!! LEWISTONNNNNNN!!!!

 

Sorry "brah", but I have had more issues with groms on short boards than any LB or SUP. Those kids just drift with the current and paddle for every wave, ignoring the order. I just end up dropping in on them with my egg. Sorry junior, I can catch them way before you can.

 

Braddah/bru/brah/bro, seems you may have taken my post out of much of its context. I wasn't lumping you personally into any negative category. There are definitely hazards and idiots on all types of sticks, SBs included. If I'm junior in that post then we can have a paddle-Rama at Clemmy's harvest meal next month. I know you got a couple more months in the water than me so I'd have my hands full

 

Gaffer I'll need an English translation on that post of yours. It's late and for once I'm headed to sleep at an hour resembling a human. I've met Flutie and seen him dunk a basketball. He's 5'9 on stilts and nasty at any sport so I'd not be surprised at all if he rips on a board. Dude's the man on and off the field.

 

"He's just bustin' our balls. He just means gay as in....different."

"Is that it? Gay as in different, or gay as in [motions to his forearm]?"

 

MA...that is such a good flick. So damn underrated. Must be a NE thing. They don't get that kind of humor in Jerz.

 

Agreed. I grew up one town over from "the bucket", which makes the movie that much more hysterical. Definitely the most underrated Farrelly bros piece, and Alec Baldwin's best performance by far.

Ya know, "Forida has babes like a bastid and cahs that don't rust." Too bad the breaks are overly crowded.

 

Makin sex is like a Chinese dinna. It ain't ova til ya both get ya cookies.

 

SShhhhhh...I think it's just you and I left on this thread. Everyone else went to sleep when we started with the movie quotes. Lame.