tis a poem I worte about pam...

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  1. KellySlater

    KellySlater Well-Known Member

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    Dec 10, 2014
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    oh lovely pam,
    your farts smell like deliscous ham,
    must be from big black sam,
    oh pam you are like a church,
    you preach out your ass,
    your farts is your sermons,
    nothing i like better than your spermons,
    oh pam your farts are like a garbage truck
    big beautiful green and very smelly :eek:;)
    and i am very nelly,
    but in the end, i love you for who you are,
    not your farts
     
  2. kidrock

    kidrock Well-Known Member

    Aug 1, 2010
    Oh Stupid Kelly,
    I love how you guzzle my man jelly
    Sometimes I pull out of your sphincter
    and throw it on your belly
    Because your glory hole is way too smelly
    You think you surf like a champ
    But you surf like your calf has a cramp
    All your girlfriends are tramps
    I'm so sorry you lost all your hair
    When you went bald, you lost your pair
    When I give you my man love
    Your anus suffers a tear
    Go get an episiotomy, beeyatch
     

  3. metard

    metard Well-Known Member

    Mar 11, 2014
  4. KellySlater

    KellySlater Well-Known Member

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    Dec 10, 2014
    Oh poor and silly kidrock
    he has no cock
    lost it in an intellectual fight with a rock
    but alas i feel no pity for it,
    it is.... **** it. PAM!!! PAM I KNOW YOU CAN SEE THIS!!! I LOVE YOUR SHARTS!!!
     
  5. Sandblasters

    Sandblasters Well-Known Member

    May 4, 2013
    ban this retard please.
     
  6. KellySlater

    KellySlater Well-Known Member

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    Dec 10, 2014
    your just jealous that i get to sniff seats that pam has sat in
     
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