Tongue bitten off

Discussion in 'All Discussions' started by LazyE, Oct 21, 2015.

  1. LazyE

    LazyE Well-Known Member

    Aug 6, 2014
    So yesterday in N. Chas. a 16 yr old forced his way into a 30 yr olds house and started to rape her. He forced his tongue in her mouth and she bit it off. He, of course, went straight to a Waffle House where police later arrested him. WTF?
  2. metard

    metard Well-Known Member

    Mar 11, 2014

    omg he really did go to waffle house


  3. sisurfdogg

    sisurfdogg Well-Known Member

    Jun 17, 2013
    "We shut your Waffle House"

    Not nearly as good as the lets taco bout your dings, but whatever. It's been a rough morning.
  4. crindlefish

    crindlefish Well-Known Member

    Apr 23, 2015
    Thought this was another Hawaii shark tread at first...
  5. LazyE

    LazyE Well-Known Member

    Aug 6, 2014
    Wonder if he ordered anything?
  6. kidrock

    kidrock Well-Known Member

    Aug 1, 2010
    let eat fish tacos
  7. bubs

    bubs Well-Known Member

    Sep 12, 2010
    This kid will never be able to taste the fruits of anothers loin.


    Must have been those damed bath salts.
  8. Valhallalla

    Valhallalla Well-Known Member

    Jan 24, 2013
    Yeah, but he said it didn't taste like it usually does.
  9. LazyE

    LazyE Well-Known Member

    Aug 6, 2014
    Guess he's lucky he didn't try to stick something else in her mouth.
  10. Scarecrow

    Scarecrow Well-Known Member

    Nov 30, 2007
    I thought this tread was gonna be about a terrible surfing mishap. Like, you're paddling out, a wave flips your board, it hits you in the jaw, and you bite your own tongue off.

    But hey, all's well that ends well!
  11. brewengineer

    brewengineer Well-Known Member

    Jun 22, 2011
    This guy deserved to have his d1ck cut off. He is lucky he only lost a tongue.