... please watch your kids if they are playing in the ocean. Especially if it's rough and the yellow or red flags are flying. I'm really tired of having to save your kids from drowning every year. There is a reason, when my kid is playing in the ocean, I'm either standing or sitting near the water's edge. I had to pull a little girl out of the water yesterday. A wave took her down, the current took her sideways, and she never came up. Her dad never saw it or even came over when I got her to the beach. Second kid this year.
...And it can happen so quickly. It doesn't help if the parents, often from out of town, have little to no appreciation for the ocean and/or are half soused.
haha, that's awesome. like when somebody tries to take one of my pierogies after a drinking binge. blood everywhere
Beefy Little Boy On Boogie Board Misses Fourth Wave In A Row GARDEN CITY, SC—Struggling to propel his husky frame through the water with the correct momentum and timing needed to be carried toward shore, a beefy little boy on a boogie board at Garden City Beach reportedly missed his fourth wave in a row Monday afternoon. Witnesses confirmed that the little butterball, who reportedly began huffing and puffing after barely wading into the water up to his roly-poly waist, was seen heaving his entire fleshy stomach onto his board either a second too early or too late to catch the crest of each wave that came rolling by. Although the total chubster’s beady little eyes are said to have grown wide with anticipation at the sight of every oncoming wave, the porker’s practice of taking a huge breath, scrunching up his whole piggy face, and vaulting his hefty body forward had reportedly failed in all four attempts. After winding up just a few feet from his original position, reports indicate that the blubber boy would then spend several moments struggling to stand in the surf, hoist up his swim trunks, and toddle back to the spot where he had previously been standing in order to try again. At press time, the plump little tubbo was reportedly lumbering toward his towel, where his entire meaty face lit up at the sight of ice pops in his family’s cooler.
not nice! at least hes trying! his parents should make a fkn salad once in awhile! this country is #2 for obesity, Mexico just beat us out! I drive by Mcdonalds with 30 cars in the drive-thru and 2 people in line inside! laziest fugging people in the world! pretty sad!
Is that jawndoeski??? <grin> But, all kidding aside....how does one get to THAT??!!?? Eating inflated basketballs....??? How??
