trashed neck, still surfing

Discussion in 'All Discussions' started by White Sea Ape, Feb 9, 2016.

  1. White Sea Ape

    White Sea Ape Well-Known Member

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    Dec 8, 2013
    NH is my beckoning tho. mad pits at the rocks
     
  2. your pier

    your pier Well-Known Member

    Dec 2, 2013
    Is there something you're trying to tell us?

    For real though, only been as far south as LS, someday I'll have the time and freedom to hit your area & pointsfarther south
     

  3. Barry Cuda

    Barry Cuda Guest

    Rocks is the most boring wave on the east coast; same wave, over and over and over......perfect place for kooks.
     
  4. Sandblasters

    Sandblasters Well-Known Member

    May 4, 2013
    o barry
     
  5. salzsurf

    salzsurf Well-Known Member

    384
    Feb 11, 2011
    Don't forget there's also 75 people paddling for the same wave. Overrated spot with a weak shoulder. Cut-backs or bust.
     
  6. Special Whale Glue

    Special Whale Glue Well-Known Member

    Oct 8, 2011
    I heard Florida is holding a surplus of whale jiz. If you can get some and put it on your neck, you'll turn into a bionic sea ape. Don't forget the pons in your nostrils and ear holes too. Better safe than sorry.
     
  7. Barry Cuda

    Barry Cuda Guest

    Exactly. Even years ago, when I would go out there all by myself, by the time I finished my 3rd wave, I was bored to death. I would paddle in and go elsewhere. I send all the canadians there when they ask me where to go--I tell them Pam Anderson surfs there frequently--they go straight there!! And quick!!
     
  8. your pier

    your pier Well-Known Member

    Dec 2, 2013
    I Canucks

    O Barry, we're so deep in winter I almost forgot about them - why'd you have to ruin it for me
     
  9. Barry Cuda

    Barry Cuda Guest

    I am going to tell them Maine is THE place to surf, never mind this namby pamby NH coast!
    And because I married a gorgeous quebecoise many moons ago, they all do exactly what I suggest!!! Have fun!!!
     
  10. White Sea Ape

    White Sea Ape Well-Known Member

    595
    Dec 8, 2013
    theres so many agro dudes in maine in all honesty. its all about that aritsnal feel good mini documentary silver spoon film maker niche in maine. super homo IMO. RHODDY for life, and New Hampsire for life. CAPE cod too if u can make a serious trip which ive done. Best way to train for north shore? SURF CAPE COD
     
  11. your pier

    your pier Well-Known Member

    Dec 2, 2013
    Never met any of 'em...but we'll give you the serious stink eye fo sho

    O Barry, ur a dik & btw, I thought u had to bang Hindus (not Canucks) to be a serious lifer here?
     
  12. your pier

    your pier Well-Known Member

    Dec 2, 2013
    Cape is heavy fo sho... And u got South Africa white conditions to handle as well - I was there this past fall in the protected area and I went down to the beach to find a mutilated seal carcass that (apparently, due to evidence that was left) had been nailed in the ocean, bled out in the beach and dragged by who the fuk knows up to the dunes - crazy place
     
  13. Special Whale Glue

    Special Whale Glue Well-Known Member

    Oct 8, 2011
    Barry did it. He thought it was a baby whale and tried to extract some fresh baby whale ji.