I thought your morning surf in TS swell was her anniversary gift to you. Guess not. "But honey, it was the best ever gift you could give me on our anniversary besides your love..."
Ohh, believe me, I went that route and it lasted about 5 seconds. Don't remember exactly what I said, but I was like, since when is an anniversary just about one person. Aren't we both supposed to be happy? Before I had even spit that sentence out, I was regretting it.
