Yeah man, me too! I miss the 50's/early 60's. If the wife burned dinner you could put her across your knee and spank her like a petulant child. Saturday nights were for wives but Friday's were for the girlfriends. You could send your secretary home to change if she wasn't wearing something sexy, like a slit skirt and low v neck. Now, when you talk to a female you have to look down at the ground like a submissive in an S and M dungeon.