Trump / FBI / Russians

Discussion in 'Non Surf Related' started by backside hack, May 12, 2017.

  1. sisurfdogg

    sisurfdogg Well-Known Member

    Jun 17, 2013
    He is a slippery son of a gun. "I neeeeever coluuuuuded".
     
  2. ibc

    ibc Well-Known Member

    Aug 3, 2014
    I base my opinion, which I am fortunately still allowed to have, solely on what I have witnessed since the campaign began. In the few times I have watched and and listened to her, she has impressed me as someone who has her head screwed on right.

    You most certainly have the right to your opinion, good sir.
     

  3. HelpHelpLetMeOut

    HelpHelpLetMeOut Well-Known Member

    Mar 2, 2017
    he doesnt fit my wifes idea that hes guilty there fore I say hes slippery
     
  4. kidde rocque

    kidde rocque Well-Known Member

    Mar 6, 2016
    yeah dude, I was agreeing with you basically.

    Another Gubmint tradition: "I do not recall". Never lie under oath during an investigation, and never admit the truth. "I do not recall" is a Catch-22 phrase used widely in courts and investigations, and is basically Lawyer 101 stuff.

    Brilliant but slimy. Expect to hear it a lot during the hearings.
     
  5. yankee

    yankee Well-Known Member

    Sep 26, 2008
    +1 for Keed.

    Also: 'we are appointing a committee to look into that'

    Zero, nada, zilch accountability. Ever. Bi-partisan way of life in the swamp.
     
  6. kidde rocque

    kidde rocque Well-Known Member

    Mar 6, 2016
    And when somebody in gubmint publicly steps on their d!ck:

    "Mr. Doe has been disciplined and will receive sensitivity/racial/ EEO training."

    Translation: got his azz chewed/letter of reprimand/paid days off and a half day of BS counseling from another gubmint lackey because somebody in a position of authority wants to keep him around because he's a bootlicker, or keep her around because she's got a nice set of cans.
     
  7. sisurfdogg

    sisurfdogg Well-Known Member

    Jun 17, 2013
  8. Donald J Trump

    Donald J Trump Well-Known Member

    181
    Aug 9, 2016
    Fake news. Bigly.

    Also nobody here wished me a happy birthday today. Sad.
     
  9. HelpHelpLetMeOut

    HelpHelpLetMeOut Well-Known Member

    Mar 2, 2017
    happy birthday!
    I got you half dozen roxicet 30's
    you want?
     
  10. kidde rocque

    kidde rocque Well-Known Member

    Mar 6, 2016
    By David Eggars , 11-10-2004
    - Hey, it's Mapt. Is that really you? You sound all violent and confrontational. You're not on the pipe and all strung-out are ya? Hey Washington, I started a youth program for underprivilaged kids in Camden NJ. I take them surfing and get them out of the hood for awhile. I'm trying to organize a trip out that away in November. You'll love these kids. Swear to God, you'll just adore them. Great kids. Though, I did start out with 50 kids and now due to deaths and imprisonment we're down to 12. If anyone would like to help us let me know. We could use a place to stay. I bring cages to put the kids in at night, so they won't be a problem to you or your neighborhood. Don't worry, they like their cages, and anyway, most of them will end up in a state of federal cage. So they might as well get used to it. Hey Mapt, maybe you'll still be in the area. You can green me up. Had Ak-47 and white widow in the past two weeks, so I'm pretty stoked. I saw three Washington people outside of Norfolk today. It was quite exciting. I started yelling at them, "I hope Mapt didn't tell you about all my secret spots, you bastards. Where's the weed at *****es?" They thought I was nuts. If any of you Washington types ever come to the east coast PLEASE BRING WEED. NO WEED AND YOU"LL BE ASKED TO LEAVE. I can't stress this enough. I wouldn't think of heading out there without some local base to offer as a gift to you granola eaters.
     
  11. DawnPatrol321

    DawnPatrol321 Well-Known Member

    Mar 6, 2012
  12. Donald J Trump

    Donald J Trump Well-Known Member

    181
    Aug 9, 2016
    Thank you for the birthday wishes. I'll pass on the roxeys. You know I don't drink or smoke.

    We did have a wonderful birthday celebration at the White House. Melania and I ate some chocolate cake. It was the most beautiful chocolate cake you've ever seen. That I can tell you. So beautiful. Very very beautiful. Everybody is talking about it. After that we had ice cream. I got to have two scoops because I was the birthday boy and I am the president. I'm 71 years old now but I bet you can't tell by the way I act. Bigly.
     
  13. yankee

    yankee Well-Known Member

    Sep 26, 2008
    Actually, Mister Inappropriate, The President canceled all bday activities & went to the hospital with his wife to visit the people who were injured by your violent Lefty crony shooter. He also spent time with their families at the hospital.

    You seem like 'that guy' who just doesn't know when & where to STFU.
     
  14. kidde rocque

    kidde rocque Well-Known Member

    Mar 6, 2016
    By David Eggars , 02-02-2006
    - I hadn't been here in quite some time. Last April, I was living in Ocean City after moving back to Jersey via North Carolina, and I made my way up the parkway. It was a warm April day, the first to hit the coast that spring. Had a few days when it was 70 inland and a SE wind, drawing the coolness of the ocean over the immediate coast,keeping the temps in the fifties. Anyways, there was a decent, clean two to three swell running. Instead of heading to my car to don the rubber, I ended up on a stool in EJ's. I'd been battling a dope problem I aquired once I returned from Mayberry. The two morphine pills I popped at breakfast, at the Point Dinner in Somers Point, where starting to have a mild effect on me, as I ordered my first Bud draft($1.00 for a small dirty mug!). No one was out yet. It was about 1:00 on a Thursday afternoon, as the sun glazed down on a moderate crowd of people walking the boardwalk. A light offshore wind was blowing and the surf looked pretty fun. I didn't know why I wasn't heading out and it was starting to bother me. For some reason, I had no desire to paddle out. After a couple of more beers, my guilt of remaining landlocked, made worse by being in a bar, started to fade. I started to enjoy my prime seat at the empty bar(save a straggler or two). I had a great view of an extremely clean Atlantic Ocean sending small, playful peaks to the northside of the pier. I watched the waves roll in and distibute themselves along the better sandbars,and I got my kicks people watching, as all sorts, from all over, were taking advantage of this fine spring day. The boardwalk starting to come alive from its winter hibernation. Time seemed to stand still. Eventually some shredder showed up with an ancient twin fin,a three mil,boots and no gloves for the 50 degree water. His girlfriend accompanyied him. He paddled out and she settled in the sand. He was out floundering around for about ten minutes when of course somone else comes from nowhere and paddles out next to him. SO I watch these two miss all the good chest high sets bowling down the beach, drink beer,and watch and think about the people walking by me on the boardwalk. Soon a group of Orthodox Jews start filling in the boardwalk and beach. Most seem sedated not much emotion coming from this group. A few of the younger ones seem to be stoked to be at the beach but not many. A few set up a volleyball net on the beach, and made an attempt to play, but I swear the ball never passed consecutively over the net more then twice. So I drink more beer, reminisce, and watch jewish youngsters chase a volleyball up and down the beach. A few early season tourist come to the bar, and even though they seem too uptight to enjoy the grimy ambviance of EJ'S, they seem happy with their dollar drafts and cheap hot dogs. Two different middle-aged couples, had entered the bar at about the same time. Seems as they were playing hookey and decided to hit the shore for the first time of the summer season. They exuded a sense of optomism, happy that another long winter is over and soon they'll be immersed in all that is the summer Jersey shore season. Me, on the hand, tries to soak up all that remains of the winter. Fantasizing of cold lonley winter days with clean head high peaks running up and down the beach, and the ghosts of summer limering on the boardwalk. I never paddled out that day. Instead I drove to Camden to get two bags of dope. I should have gone surfing...
     
  15. Donald J Trump

    Donald J Trump Well-Known Member

    181
    Aug 9, 2016
    We had a secret celebration. Only the Russians knew about it.

    You're right. I am 'that guy'. You've been reading my twitter feed haven't you?
     
  16. yankee

    yankee Well-Known Member

    Sep 26, 2008
    You must look in the mirror & just **** your pants giggling at all the idiotic Trump-character stuff you slather everywhere.
     
  17. kidde rocque

    kidde rocque Well-Known Member

    Mar 6, 2016
    Don't feed the pussie troll, Yank. He disappears when ignored
     
  18. yankee

    yankee Well-Known Member

    Sep 26, 2008
    O, you're right Keed, good call.
     
  19. HelpHelpLetMeOut

    HelpHelpLetMeOut Well-Known Member

    Mar 2, 2017
    you know this guy, you surfed with him with SS at TPTSNBN
     
  20. yankee

    yankee Well-Known Member

    Sep 26, 2008
    Well, shiver me timbers.....I'm the worst at spotting these multiple IP / avatar doods......gracias Wrex