U wanna hero tread?

U wanna hero tread, u got it.
Been stalking here for about 10 years. Here goes:
Bio:
47 y/o
6'4" 210 lbs (plus tax)
Married with 2 kids. Boy is 6 girl is 4. Wife has DD's and you ain't ever seeing them.
Live in Nassau County, bro.
Public school teacher for NYC in far rockaway. Surf mostly Rocapulco and Long Beach.
Grew up in NJ and surfed since 1986. Surf from Early May-mid November.
Ride a 6'8" boneyard fish with skulls on the deck mostly. 3" rails to float my large body.

Surf resume:
Maine, New Hampshire, RI, NY, NJ, N. Car, Fla, SoCal
Puerto Rico x 4
Hawaii x 4
Costa Rica x 4
Barbados, North and south Baja, Mainland Mex, El Salvador, Peru, Brazil, Canary Islands, Bali, Maldives.
Been to lots of places with waves but didn't surf (morocco, Portugal, France, Argentina, Israel, Uruguay).

Been surfing 30 years and I'm still a frothy kook/groom.
Truth is I haven't gotten any better since I did two weeks in Maldives in 2004. Now as I age I see my ability slowly erode and I'm just trying to maintain.
I feel like I know you all already and I consider you my bros.
Mark (real name)

 

All true bro. Promise

 

Stanks Arch.

 

Bro, I live in Nassau County, bro.
Pligga Kneez!

 

Thanx Fam. Like I said, I consider y'all my brothers.

I kinda assume that with the exception of Barry Cuba, cepriano, dos exxxx and yankee, and I guess myself at age 47 we're like tho odd men out and the rest of you are teens. I dunno. Either way.
Lemme tell you about the wife:
She just turned 39 like 2 months ago (8 year age difference ). She is 5'7" 148 lbs. double d.
Lucky for me that even with two kids she has no stretch marks, and her boobs held up /are holding up well.