So this could get you and I nowhere but **** it..I just got a droid turbo smartphone from having a flip phone (i'm wicked stubbahn). but **** I love the personal assistant that's like Verizon's siri. The thing is to activate it you have to say a phrase or something around 3 words. the default is OK Google now..I chose "what's good larry?!" was wondering if any you creative types had any ideas on which special phrase for activation that would be the funniest I would like to hear them
I say "Hey Cooze Cooze" Did it by accident once when I didn't even know my phone did that ish... my wife thought I was an effing wizard.
Dude, shut the truck up. Oh man, I'm getting so sick of this dude an his Ben Bourgoius sh!t. Yeah, I can't spell Bour.....Bourgoiussenes... This dude reminds me of that one time when my dog swallowed a bag of my dope and I had to follow him around waiting for him to defecate. So, 10 hours later, I'm walking him, totally pissed, and he finally presents himself for dung and assumed the position. So he does his business, and I immediately dive into the stuff looking for my bag of "Ladies First." So, I'm hands deep in excrement and got then stuff al over my clothes and face when I finally find it. I opened it up and snorted gleefully away. Then I look over my shoulder and these old Italian people are staring at me mouths agape. So, I'm like, " What the F you two coggers looking at? F'ing koons.." Bub totally reminds me of that scenario.
make it whichever 3 words your girl uses to preface most questions. This way it will automatically google her question, providing the answer with no effort on your part. So you can completely ignore everything she says, and still appear to care.
Paper Tiger? Nah.....I know you saw that term on here before but this isn't the correct situation for this term. Man, why did you do this for? You're no fun Now it is for real. Now I don't like you.
Why? Because I wanted to show everyone that you were secretly kissing my ass while you were publicly attacking me. Just defending my "internet" self. Ok.
I just posted your PM to make things more challenging for you. You kept berating me in multiple threads so I chose my response. You didn't want a "fair" response did you? Its all in good fun. If you stand behind your statements that you don't like me well then so be it.
I don't take kindly to being insulted publicly and then having you try to make a back room deal with me so you can have your fun at my expense. Fair?
