Underachieving Pro Surfers, and the truth about Kelly Slater

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  1. Jun 30, 2012 #21
    whosthat

    whosthat Well-Known Member

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    Koki....ur pic wins!
     
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  3. Jun 30, 2012 #22
    Koki Barrels

    Koki Barrels Well-Known Member

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    thank you......it's medicinal, but not for aids...
     
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  5. Jun 30, 2012 #23
    deebo

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    i feel it in my plums
     
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  6. Jun 30, 2012 #24
    super fish

    super fish Well-Known Member

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    "I'm hiv positive" -cartman
     
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  7. Jul 1, 2012 #25
    Liamsdad

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    With all due respect this discussion reminds me of how the Muslims (or Christians for that matter) freak out when someone insults their god...what I think this guy is really trying to say is that if you buy quiksilver board shorts because Kelly Slater wears them you're a complete dumbass. But most people are not equipped or able to think independently. Maybe that is human nature but what do I know, y'all can write me off as "that kook who don't no nothing", it's easier that way.
     
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  8. Jul 1, 2012 #26
    NorthSeawallWill

    NorthSeawallWill Active Member

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    WOW, some of you people got problems, huh? You guys really need to lighten up.......Go to the mall and by some Quiksilver gear. Then go to the surf shop and buy Kelly Slater approved surfing equipment. That should make you happy.

    Any of y'all want to meet up to compare wave riding skills.......look me up. Just no two foot mush days. Has to be a rippable day. I'm always around. I don't work so let me know. If Atlantic City scares, you you'll have to pick me up because my drivers license it's suspended until May 4, 2021. WOOF that's a long time...

    CEPRAINO, KELLY SLATER IS THE ONLY REASON YOU SURF??? WOW !!!! THAT'S REALLY A BAD REASON TO SURF. GOD FROWNS UPON IDOL WORSHIPPING. DON'T GO TO ETERNAL HALL FIRE BECAUSE OF KELLY SLATER.

    It amazes me how serious and stupid a lot of you guys are. You guys have no sense of humor. You take everything way too seriously. I bet you some of youse are secretley hoping Kelly Slater sees you sticking up for him and he will come and save you..

    Watch it Thomas Olson......be nice Tommy.
     
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  9. Jul 1, 2012 #27
    Stranded in Smithfield

    Stranded in Smithfield Well-Known Member

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    For real? It amazes how stupid you are and how much you suck. You have no sense of humor. You just write retarded crap... not funny ...retarded. Hold on. Let me guess. Respond in a 3 paragraph essay with non nonsensical elements.
     
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  10. Jul 1, 2012 #28
    NorthSeawallWill

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    Yeah dude, "FOR REAL."

    For all of you all out there, Stranded has problems. He feels bad about himself because he's unemployed and can't take care of his brood.

    The few of you who keep bothering me are quite odd people. You say I suck, but read everything I write. You keep saying that my stuff is nonsensical and "stupid." I hate to break the news to my antagonists, but I am much more intelligent than you guys. Sorry, I am.

    Stranded and the others, please direct all of us to a "retarded," "nonsensical" post or thread of mine. Or beter yet, direct us to something, anything, you guys have written that is in anyway entertaining

    Yeah Stranded I'm not funny. I only have numerous people tell me the contrary......all of the time. Has anybody ever said that to you? Didn't think so. Awwwwwww

    This thread was started by me.........You know that. You claim to dislike me, but here you are AGAIN reading my posts......THAT IS IT. YOU ARE BANNED FROM READING MY POSTS.

    Go cry and complain to Micah now, tough guy. I feel bad for you Stranded. You are obviously taking out your insecurities and self-loathing on me. That's ok.......I can take it. Come on let it man.....let it out.
     
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  11. Jul 1, 2012 #29
    cepriano

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    hey sjb,i AM THE DEVIL!!!aids infested child molesters arent sicker than me..so watch out buddy,im surfing the monster waves of the internet...and i dont take things seriously,everybody messes around on here,so do i.its like reading the post everyday,i come on here for laughs.seriously.everyone on here talks ****,so why not me.you cant compare surfing with me buddy,like i said im the devil.i dont go around saying im better than anyone else,because we are all kooks on here.
     
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  12. Jul 2, 2012 #30
    purpleheadedyogurtslinger

    purpleheadedyogurtslinger Well-Known Member

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    SJB, as a noob, I can't believe this website puts up with your crap. You are like side show bill or something. Get a life dude, check the surf, make a comment or two, but jesus dude get a life!! No, I'm not starting internet beef, I don't plan to follow up because I have a life and constantly checking an internet forum would really get in the way of that...
     
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  13. Jul 2, 2012 #31
    NorthSeawallWill

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    You do have better things to do? Are you sure about that? Umm you've been on for a while this morning. Hey EROCK get your Southern NC dudes in line will you.......Dude, I'm on here no more than most people. I just have things to say.

    Why are you so attracted to me? Seems like you can't get enough.

    If I saw someone on here that I thought was stupid and nonsensical.....I wouldn't bother with them. If I didn't like their posts, I wouldn't read them.....I wouldn't read threads started by them.......

    BUT YOU PEOPLE CLING TO ME......SO what does that tell you....

    Oh you don't want to start trouble with me but you comment on multiple threads and even started a poll about me....Wow, you are one confused little boy. Good luck trying to gain attention......only problem is, what are you going to do if you get it?
     
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  14. Jul 2, 2012 #32
    purpleheadedyogurtslinger

    purpleheadedyogurtslinger Well-Known Member

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    I don't want attention, I want to bring you down. I want to click on a thread and it NOT be full of your nonsense.

    To me, your presence on this forum is like driving by a bad auto accident. No, I'm not a sick bastard and no, I don't want to see the carnage, but... I have to look. Human nature.

    I don't want to bicker, I just want to tell you to shut up and stop posting all of this garbage, and I'm not really worried about your response but at least I can say that I attempted to improve this place.

    Oh, and EROCK is a real surfer. He lives where there are waves. That must just drive you crazy!!!!
     
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  15. Jul 2, 2012 #33
    NorthSeawallWill

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    Honey you keep saying you don't want to bicker but you keep starting stuff........

    Oh hero, your purpose is not to "better this place".......how might you do that? Suppose I don't exist, how would you "better this place?" Wow, you are a joke aren't you.

    Ummm Honey, Erock loves me. And.........I hate to break this to you, but I have WAY more knowledge than you, not just about surfing, but everything.

    Buttercups if I didn't have to respond to nitwits like you, I would barely be posting anything these days.....Yeah go chew on that one.....And you can try an bring me into arguments and try and get me banned. But guess what, I don't care. Getting banned is like a badge of honor.......it makes you cool like James Dean. I'm sorry you are boring, and insignificant.....and no one cares either way about you. Love me or Hate me, I am a factor, and honey, that's what drives you crazy !!!

    Honey, NEW JERSEY IS WAY MORE CONSISTENT THAN SOUTHERN NORTH CAROLINA.........See little boy, you don't have a clue........
     
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  16. Jul 2, 2012 #34
    purpleheadedyogurtslinger

    purpleheadedyogurtslinger Well-Known Member

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    no, man, you singled me out in another thread after I made a joke. You couldn't handle it. Just had to personally attack me.

    You can talk that internet tough guy crap all day, I don't care. You can keep jerking off swellinfo and chris joyner and give me another "point" for all I care it makes me more awesome according to you. Maybe I'll keep saying inflammatory sh*t and get banned so that I can be a real internet troll like you.

    so here it is: **** you chris joyner you can take that point and put it on the tip of my 8===> with some honey and feed it to this crusty old asshole SJB.

    **** you SJB get a life

    **** you pussies who don't stand up to this jackass even when he belittles you for no reason other than to do it.
     
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  17. Jul 2, 2012 #35
    super fish

    super fish Well-Known Member

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    "atleast I was honest!"
     
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  18. Jul 2, 2012 #36
    actionpants

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    The drummer from def leopard only had one arm!!
     
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  19. Jul 2, 2012 #37
    WesB

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    Hahahahahahahahaha...shame i had to read all the way to here to find the funny line :p
     
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