United Airlines

Discussion in 'All Discussions' started by fungus, Apr 11, 2017.

  1. bennysgohome

    bennysgohome Well-Known Member

    Nov 13, 2009
    Just talk to people who work in the airline industry and you will understand this situation. They really do reach for the sky in education with a G.E.D being the moon.
     
  2. cepriano

    cepriano Well-Known Member

    Apr 20, 2012
    we dropped and used,theee first MOAB today.thats Mother Of All Bombs....


    'merikai
     

  3. HelpHelpLetMeOut

    HelpHelpLetMeOut Well-Known Member

    Mar 2, 2017
    [video=youtube;UJtCDSnIzGQ]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UJtCDSnIzGQ[/video]
     
  4. metard

    metard Well-Known Member

    Mar 11, 2014
  5. yankee

    yankee Well-Known Member

    Sep 26, 2008
    Well, at least we bombed ISIS. Gettin' shiiiiite done, mang!

    Obama quavering in fear of Putin causing Barack Husein to lose control of his bladder & dribble on his Uggs: no mas!
     
  6. Betty

    Betty Well-Known Member

    Oct 14, 2012
    Airlines overbook to maximize profit. If they aren't allowed to overbook, fares will increase. Americans like their low fares. In return we get overbook situations, and crowded planes.

    Of course, this was poorly handled. It appears that a Better solution is to announce the plane will not take off until someone volunteers to give up their seat, and will be paid $1,000 to do so.

    (And who refuses to leave when security tells them to deplane? )
     
  7. yankee

    yankee Well-Known Member

    Sep 26, 2008
    The guy was within his rights as a human being & a paying client to refuse to leave the plane. In fact, it happens more than people realize. Including an episode featuring ..... wait for it .... UAL CEO Munoz & his family. They attempted to force / shame a family into giving up their seats on a UAL flight so Big Osky & fam could ride up front in the good seats. The people refused & Osky had to settle for economy.

    As it should be.

    http://www.latimes.com/business/lazarus/la-fi-lazarus-united-horror-stories-20170412-story.html

    What type of company beats the shiiiiiite out of their paying customers after selling said customer the product, then trying to take the product back...?

    As for the cessation of the overbooking practice leading to higher fares....there's no correlation there, so I disagree (respectfully) with your assertion. The domestic legacy USA airlines have become profitable due to two things: charging fees for everything they can, including luggage, pillows, food & special seating, as well as reducing the number of planes in their fleets to ensure sold-out flights.

    The latter practice is especially nefarious. Because it has created an artificially 'tight' market for their product. Ergo, the airlines can charge more for their product: seats. Simple & pretty smart, but nefarious.

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencet...undreds-planes-left-die-American-deserts.html

    Lastly, airfares aren't inexpensive. They're at all-time highs on most routes. With petroleum prices at near-record lows, the 'cost of jet fuel' argument doesn't hold water. Nope: it's our own lovley guvmint once again allowing the American sheeple to be shorn. This time, it's because they allowed massive mergers of airlines: UAL & Continental, AA & Delta. Result: less routes, less competition, higher prices.

    It's a real shiiiiteshow & the traveler pays the (high) price for all of the above.

    Although the airline flacks & shills will blather on about how overbooking allows them to be profitable, it's BS.
     
    Last edited: Apr 14, 2017
  8. DawnPatrol321

    DawnPatrol321 Well-Known Member

    Mar 6, 2012
  9. Towelie

    Towelie Well-Known Member

    Nov 27, 2014
    how does one overbook a plane with a finite number of seats anyway?
     
  10. Shred Ripper

    Shred Ripper Member

    20
    Nov 12, 2012
    You book a flight to the Outer Banks where it's overhead and firing the next day. Oh no, we'll put you in a hotel so you can spank it. Not so sure you'd be too stoked.
     
  11. sigmund

    sigmund Well-Known Member

    Dec 7, 2015
  12. aka pumpmaster

    aka pumpmaster Well-Known Member

    Apr 30, 2008
    thankfully southwest has some routes to decent surf destinations now.
     
  13. DawnPatrol321

    DawnPatrol321 Well-Known Member

    Mar 6, 2012
    I've taken my boart with me a few times on Jet Blue and never had an issue, always friendly, always careful with my sh*t. Plus I do a good job of packing it safely too, which helps.
     
  14. yankee

    yankee Well-Known Member

    Sep 26, 2008
  15. Barry Cuda

    Barry Cuda Guest

    Agreed 100%.
    They suck, both of them.
     
  16. Tlokein

    Tlokein Well-Known Member

    Oct 12, 2012
    I've flown Jet Blue once and it was pleasant. They actually acted like they wanted your business and were glad you were there. Flown several times on Southwest, and the same, they always were tops in cust service and the one time I had a problem they were very good about getting it resolved.

    Used to fly AA for biz and have flown both AA and UA many times. I hate them, with all of my lil furry black heart. Was flying on a non-biz trip on AA once and about got a UA style beatdown for calling them a "focking mickey mouse outfit" after getting jerked around multiple times in the Miami airport.

    Fock em, fock em straight to hell...
     
  17. nopantsLance

    nopantsLance Well-Known Member

    Aug 15, 2016
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  18. Valhallalla

    Valhallalla Well-Known Member

    Jan 24, 2013
    So now United kills giant bunnies too.

    http://www.foxnews.com/travel/2017/...s-biggest-dies-on-united-airlines-flight.html