unofficial official alcohol-induced purchases thread

Sandblasters · Jul 31, 2015

NJ glide said: ↑

Last Friday I bought extra bourbon, fried shrimp, seared ahi tuna and a shirt that said "f@ck you we do what we want". I was blackout drunk remembered none of the purchases but found the evidence empty bottle, receipts for food and was wearing the shirt...not sure what happened to the shirt I left the house in. I woke up in my lawn chair in my backyard with said evidence present when I regained consciousness at approximately 9am Saturday with Mexicans packing lawnmowers, weed whackers and backpack blowers circling me. Last memory I have at the bar before the inebriated purchases was at was - I gotta get out of here before I bang my ex's sister.
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i call landscaping down here a mexican alarm clock. because if you dont wake up by 9 they will.

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