Upset Locals - Southern N.E.

Yeah, thanks Yankee Doddle Dandy. Yeah, I've been f'ed up lately.

I'm going trough a strange mid-life crisis.

No, I haven't bought a flashy sports car.

Oh yeah I can't drive anymore anyways....

Instead of chasing 20-year-old women, I have one chasing me.....from your area Yankee.

Strange crisis I said....

And so much I used to like.....

I don't anymore.

I used to love the winter and grey moody days. Loved my 5 mil and the cold.

Now I don't, and it troubles me.

I've become too nice lately. I've become too responsible. I've become calm and don't fly-off-the-handle. I have a job.

In other words, it seems that all of the qualities that makes one a core shreddah have left me.

 

You again. The biggest bser on the site. Please return to north Jersey or wherever you are from this week. First you say you just started to surf, then you've been surfing forever. You are the definition of kook. The others all surf better than me, but I don't surf better than Gravy. Shoot me a pm during the next swell and we can meet up. We can see who really surfs, just watches or is some bull****ter from north jersey pretending to be a surfer.

 

damn dood u figured me out!!!!I live in bayonne,iv been surfing for the past 12 days.i own a 13'0 bic superboard.it has a hydrofoil and I rip it on it.

get used to me trolling every post u make on here.im sure il miss a lot of them because I actually work and don't have time to troll the threads all day but ima stick to u like wax on a merrick.if I were you id just create a new username.im here til I get banned,then il be bach again!!!

ps are u that 13 yr old girl who get pulled out of the water in Middletown by the coastguard?definitly fits your resume.I got nothing against noobs like you,but when u take my tax dollars to get rescued by a helicopter in 6 ft of water on the best day we had in 30 years then im a little pissed.

 

I know you are a fake just by remembering all your posts. You contradict yourself in every post. Your past posts say you're from one place then you state that you live somewhere else in another post for your whole life. You also say you've been surfing for your whole life then say you just started in another thread. Please keep internet surfing and pretending to be someone you are not on this forum. You fit right in with all the other fakes on here. As I said PM me during the next swell and we can meet up. I just want to see if you actually surf or just own a funboard and tourist watch. I'm actually being serious. I think you are full of **** and probably one of the biggest fakes on this site. Or maybe you are just dumb as ****.

 

sounds like a situation including assholes being cranky from too much starbucks and not enough sex.

...but, you emphasize being the "new generation" a bit much...maybe you were flaunting that attitude. Maybe you got off on the wrong foot by thinking you had priority and ended up burning one of them(?)...we'll never really know.

I've been in situations where some assholes were just blatantly dropping in on everyone because they grew up surfing the spot...it's ugly and I could tell by their faces they weren't happy.

The other thing DPS mentioned is being calm. Especially at well-known point breaks, some things to think about is taking your time on the paddle out, wait your turn, make sure you have priority and ride the wave all the way in. It annoys me when guys spas out, then only ride the first part of the wave because they don't want to have to paddle all the way back out from the inside...it just piles more people on the take-off spot.

 

One thing that rankles alot of old dudes off (like me), is when they have been in the lineup for awhile, waiting for the next set to appear, and some guy - it doesn't matter guy, girl, old, young, black, white or purple - paddles out for the first time that day, right into the middle of the pack, right past me, and then turns around to take off on a set wave I had scoped out and positioned myself for. For the sake of all that is good, just wait your turn. Let the set go, along with a few folks who are waiting, and have put some time out there that day. another set will appear, then it is your turn if you are n the right spot.

 

That being said, I still wouldn't drop in on someone if they paddled around me and took off. I would just do the same thing to them next set if I had the chance. Just wait off to the side till the last minute, then when the peak pops up, draft past them like its the last lap of the Daytona 500, turn, and yell as I drop down the wave, "yo yo yo!"

But no, I would not drop in on the person and stoop to a low level.

 

u ever see Kelly slater surf?well I taught him.i don't meet internet people in person,for all I know your probably an obese 53yr old with horrible b/o looking to pick up little boys in a brown van.no thank you mr.

where do u live mr.I need a chopper for 4 ft waves?u tell me ur location and maybe il stumble upon you at ur surf spot one day and il teach u a few things,like how to get in without a nj state trooper helicopter.its not that hard il show you

 

just tracked your ip and found out who u are.sex offender since 94,nice.im a little boy,my mommy tells me not to talk to strangers.please don't get off on this post.im 14 so I believe im a little too old for you.

 

So both yous live somewhere abootz in NJ..I bet your mothers are righteous women..hey I'm sure you got some Christmas pics right..
You know real surfers admire the value of trade or barder..
Okay so what biatches do you paddle from..
Ah Liam for barrels sake..for someday in a displaced reality you might be for those barrels

 

suck it up instead of b****ing on the interwebs dog. i feel your pain but youre gonna be feeling a lot more pain next time you try to paddle out at ruggles. the locals are coming for you now

 

rofl you fkn kook. gtfo here come down to the south we got the kkk comming for you and the naacp...and aarp ***** smd,,,you queer as mfer... come down south and get some ***et...

 

who tha f.ck cares they live in NE they have a reason to have a bad attitude.. ugly women and cold water

 

KKK are a bunch of low rent, unorganized rednecks.

 

i dont even know what they are anymore just a bunch of dumbasses.

 

bro, only gotten to pg 6 on this saga, but somethin tells me you know these guys and you know they are on this website...so either get their side and post it or out them

 

Nobody has to give you anything in this life. You have to earn it. I don't care if it's Pipe or some ****ty easy coast beachbreak. Put in the time there you will gain respect. Those guys have been putting on rubber and surfing there for a long time. They don't owe you waves. You sit there through the cold, the rain, the onshore wind, the summer kook fest, the good swells, and the bad. Then after a few years of seeing the same faces time after time, you will get your waves.

 

Lolz ripped ripper.

 

I almost got in a fight with this old **** head about a month ago, and by old i mean like late 40's early 50's. Anyway, me and my friend were paddling back out in chest high slight chop, and this guy takes off on a wave and sprays me a litle with one of his cutbacks, he gets off right next to me after he does it, and I'm just like "haha dude you sprayed me nice" just in a fun way, he gives me a death stare and says "What?" Im like "dude you sprayed me haha nice" and he's like "so what? you gotta problem?" I respond with "whats your problem man?" He says "dont talk to me ****in punk". I immediately yell at him "HEY WHO THE **** DO YOU THINK YOU ARE OLDTIMER" he immediately sits up on his board and he's like fuming at the mouth and yells back at me "YOU ****ING LITTLE **** TO THE BEACH NOW, ILL **** YOU UP KID". Now I'm not proud of what I do here, but I lost it, I started screaming as loud as I ****ing could at him "MOTHER****IGN FAT ASS PIECE OF **** ILL **** YOUR ASS UP RIGHT HERE MOTHER****ING ****HEAD" His eyes got really big and he got scared as I started paddling at him as fast I could,I dont think he expectated me to rage as hard as I did, my friend told me He'd never seen me this angry before, he said my face was extremely red and slightly purple and with how loud I was screaming practically everybody out in the lineup for miles heard me and was watching what was going on. So as i was furiously paddling at this guy I was screaming at him about how I was going to bash his head open like a watermelon, and he just takes off lol, he starts paddling away as quick as he can scared to death, lucky for him, a set wave came in and he caught the wave and went in I tried to follow him but my friend stopped me. I dont get whats up with some people, they try to act tough and act like douchebags, but when sh!t really hits the ****in fan they cower away. I hope i see that guy again I truly do, I will give him the ass beating he rightfully deserves. ****ing ***** ****