ur sentenced to 7 years on an island, no one else around,

Discussion in 'All Discussions' started by KOOKamungya, Jun 21, 2016.

  1. KOOKamungya

    KOOKamungya Well-Known Member

    349
    Jun 18, 2014
    for being a typical self-entitled swellinfo dlck,
    you are allowed:

    2 books
    2 albums (music)
    2 cartoons
    2 romance visits (celbs only) (one mainstream, one porn)

    nothing else; yet food and water is provided
    what do u take?
     
  2. antoine

    antoine Well-Known Member

    Mar 10, 2013
    Big A$$ jar of Mayonnaise Unless theres a dog then I would say peanut butter
     

  3. your pier

    your pier Well-Known Member

    Dec 2, 2013
    Huckleberry Finn....Light in August
    In Utero.....The Lonesome Crowded West
    The Simpsons...Word Girl
    Megan Fox....Mia Malkova


    Instrument?

    Guitar
     
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  4. Sandblasters

    Sandblasters Well-Known Member

    May 4, 2013
    the bible and mien kumf
    barbra streisand best of and best of cher
    flinstones and squidbillies
    Whoopi Goldberg and some fat chick on porn hub.
     
  5. seldom seen

    seldom seen Well-Known Member

    Aug 21, 2012
  6. Sandblasters

    Sandblasters Well-Known Member

    May 4, 2013
    all you need is Whoopi Goldberg you can ride her
     
  7. seldom seen

    seldom seen Well-Known Member

    Aug 21, 2012
    Ok, as long as there's weed and boards I'll play:
    -Meditations(since it's a classic I have yet to read, and my boss just got me a copy to go along with my Spyderco) and whatever Ed Abbey I haven't read yet...Down The River.
    -GD ****'s Picks 24 and Ween Live at Stubb's.
    -South Park and and that dog cartoon, Trouble the dog or something along those lines.
    -Bianca Beauchamp and Bristol Palin
     
  8. seldom seen

    seldom seen Well-Known Member

    Aug 21, 2012
    lol blasters dig your books selectionne
     
  9. NJ glide

    NJ glide Well-Known Member

    867
    Jun 8, 2013
    cosmic banditos weisbecker and fear and loathing hunter s thompson
    the black keys weight of love and rubber factory
    south park and family guy
    Margot Robbie and to be specific she would have to act out the teddy bear eye camera scene but not leave me with blue balls, she is so damn hot especially in that scene and my f friend stripper, since i know what i'm getting with that. Since she isn't a famous adult entertainer I would replace her with the pre-breast implant version of Rebecca Lunares if I had to to stay completely within the guidelines.
     
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  10. Sandblasters

    Sandblasters Well-Known Member

    May 4, 2013
    you know dawg just keepin real until keepn it real goes wrong
     
  11. Barry Cuda

    Barry Cuda Guest

    Origin of Species and Song of the Dodo
    John Mayall, Back to the roots; Howling Wolf London Sessions
    South park; Older Bugs Bunny toons
    Sophie Marceau, Ivanka Trump

    My Byrne 7'6" semi gun.
     
  12. headhigh

    headhigh Well-Known Member

    Jul 17, 2009
    war and peace and cat in the hat, but I would hollow out war and peace and put in 100 ganja seeds, 50 packs of papers, and a fire starting kit
    Led Zeppelin box set and Fallujah - Dreamless
    Family guy and Aqua Teen Hunger Force
    Paulina Gretzky and Suzanna Spears
     
  13. KOOKamungya

    KOOKamungya Well-Known Member

    349
    Jun 18, 2014
    weed grows there -take ur quiver, its surfer's prison after all - we are not animals!
     
  14. seldom seen

    seldom seen Well-Known Member

    Aug 21, 2012
    Brother I'm the fock in then in that case...can I bring some tobacco so I can roll spliffs? It's additive free...
     
  15. seldom seen

    seldom seen Well-Known Member

    Aug 21, 2012
    I'd volunteer for this sh!t, can someone prease get a grant and do a psych experiment?
     
  16. metard

    metard Well-Known Member

    Mar 11, 2014
    blood meridian by cormac mccarthy, are you there god? its me margret by judy blume (jk)
    ? and ?
    family guy and old tom and jerry where they had weird sound effects
    brie gabrielle and brie gabrielle
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  17. ScobeyviIIe

    ScobeyviIIe Well-Known Member

    Nov 3, 2015
    Bible & Koran
    Pet Sounds & Bob Marley Legends
    Simpsons & Rocket Power
    Jessica Alba & Sara Underwood

    Machete for the coconuts, a hammock & a surfboard
     
  18. cepriano

    cepriano Well-Known Member

    Apr 20, 2012
    wow u douche I wanted to be the first to say koran.i agree with every choice u made,except bible.so...

    koran and green eggs and ham
    led zeppelin & marley
    same
    same

    ...I plan to use the koran to start a fire and cook some fish while reading green eggs and ham while listening to zeppelin after banging jess and sara while watching rocketpower lol...if I cant get a surf board il just beat a tree with a rock til I have a board
     
  19. KOOKamungya

    KOOKamungya Well-Known Member

    349
    Jun 18, 2014
    My prison is better then my real life.
     
  20. yankee

    yankee Well-Known Member

    Sep 26, 2008
    Shaping up to have a shot at POTY as The Classic Forume Treade of '16 :cool:

    I want to hear Carter's & Gen'l Lee's