Urgent !! Must read

Discussion in 'Global Surf Talk' started by Cuck Taylor, Aug 28, 2013.

  1. zach619

    zach619 Well-Known Member

    Jan 21, 2009
    Disclaimer. I not from the Carolinas. I love it here, but I have an outsiders perspective on the whole thing. I am from about 50 miles south of you originally. Technically the south, but that is because we handed the City of Phily over to PA back before the lines were drawn... You guys do know that Philly was originally a city in Maryland right? Off topic, but most people dont know that.
  2. Paddington Jetty Bear

    Paddington Jetty Bear Well-Known Member

    Apr 23, 2013
    The real Mason Dixon line, in current times, is Richmond, VA..........

    That's Richmond, VA...........

    No, Philly was a city that gave Maryland a state.

    Oh wait, A city was Philly, and the state gave Maryland......

    Sorry, just funning, no, to tells truth I wasn't aware of that factoid. So, no, this guy didn't know that. I know that St. Augustine was America's first city, though. So I got that going for me.

    Hey, you're not from Harve de Grace, MD are you?

  3. zach619

    zach619 Well-Known Member

    Jan 21, 2009
    No sir, not from that part of the old line state. Although I went to college at Towson and spent some time working up in Aberdeen.
  4. Koki Barrels

    Koki Barrels Well-Known Member

    Aug 14, 2008
    I just puked in my mouth.....uuuuggghhhhh...talkin' 'bout Babes & waves...uuuugggghhhhh.
  5. Nickzzzzz89

    Nickzzzzz89 New Member

    Aug 31, 2013
    Wow way to go QP or whatever filth name your whore of a mother gave u. Your videos are the most ridiculous thing in the world. A complete waste of time and wow congratulations your friends can ride a wave. Because there is just on so much money in it. Your a joke, a laughing stock, when I watch your video I contemplate putting shards of glass in my eyes. And do t pretend you made that video for fun you idiots made it cause you think your amazing and wicked cool and get all the chics. What you don't realize is that it doesn't count when you have to pay for them. Fat ****. And try to say I work a dead end job looking up boards on eBay. Then I'll send you a picture of me driving my Maserati. And yea I'm a clown. I'm the clown that can buy and sell a thousand of you. Worthless filth
  6. Sandblasters

    Sandblasters Well-Known Member

    May 4, 2013
    jimmy vegas is a *** that is all. all those chicks in the video is a cover up for is homoness.. hes like jeff gordon or tom cruise,
  7. KillaKiel

    KillaKiel Well-Known Member

    Feb 21, 2012

    Sounds like a plan. We can return the favor as well
  8. KillaKiel

    KillaKiel Well-Known Member

    Feb 21, 2012

    Pardon the quote, but "the Jersey is strong in this one"

    I look forward to the avatar after I'm done stackin 100's. Anybody wanna loan? Through my company (on the books) or me (back room shady). You can work (to death) for me. Offer ends next Friday. A once in a lifetime opportunity that won't rear its head around until your children are old
  9. Cuck Taylor

    Cuck Taylor Well-Known Member

    Jul 6, 2013
    Wow dude that's passion right there. God bless.
  10. gnargnarshredda

    gnargnarshredda Well-Known Member

    Jul 17, 2009
    my first thought was court mandated sterilization for all involved with that video, but then I kept watching. Effin hilarious.
  11. cackedinri

    cackedinri Well-Known Member

    May 21, 2012
    that fake hook with the girl singing made me sh!t my pants. they actually put some time into this to make as funny as possible and i dig that.

    some people from maine, at times, tend to lack certain social skills.
  12. Cuck Taylor

    Cuck Taylor Well-Known Member

    Jul 6, 2013
    There's absolutely nothing funny about it. It's honestly an aberation towards the surfing culture and any passionate surfer should be able to recognize this. If you don't care about surfing and the amazing sacred art that it is then yes people such as yourself would try to blend it into some pop culture garbage to try and get famous. I'm talking about raising the bar ofcource. Why let the lowered standards of pop culture filter into surfing?
  13. Paddington Jetty Bear

    Paddington Jetty Bear Well-Known Member

    Apr 23, 2013
    Pop culture died a long time ago......right after it had an abortion.

    This type of video has been done a million times - the non-rap types making rap videos as paraodies - but the sad thing is that it's on par with any mainsteam rap act in existence. This is as good a piece as any of these clowns who make millions rhyming words over computer generated beats. That's the sad thing.

    I'm a Krispy Kreme man myself. He's got that special uniqueness that makes him stand out.

    Print's dying, newspapers are starting to go under, a society has been created where everyone thinks every stupid thing they do should be documented[" I HAD PANCAKES FOR BREAKFAST !! :) :) :)]...............people read "books" on tech gadgets, Ashton Kutcher keeps getting movie/tv roles, Kris Jenner thinks she's a talent, Kanye West, thousands of people follow Beyonce around Coney Island screaming their heads off.............someday people will have smart phones as micro chips implanted in their brains.........

    Oh speaking of cell phones.........y'all realize that 90% of your conversations don't need to happen. You don't have to be constantly talking on the phone. Man, y'all are just some social butterflies aren't youse. A lot of you should spend a year in isolation - limited contact with just immediate family. It would do y'all some good. You could take a break and actually observe the trainwreck modern society really is.

    Not only is pop culture dead, society has been given a partial-lobotomy........and the appointment for the full-lobotomy is approaching.
  14. ChavezyChavez

    ChavezyChavez Well-Known Member

    Jun 20, 2011
    Yea man. Part 2 would be the Southron boys invading the North. Come on up for some Winter Jerzey juice and cheesesteaks and some Atlantic City madness.
  15. ChavezyChavez

    ChavezyChavez Well-Known Member

    Jun 20, 2011
    I hear you man. This site is the only thing I ever really discuss things online. Used to go on magicseaweed and fight with the anti American Brits but that was it. I don't understand the Facebook tweeting Instagram stuff where everyone posts everything they do in their pathetic lives. I don't even like getting my picture taken.
    "Why do you wish to capture my spirit in your box"
    Crazy Horse when asked to be photographed
  16. Paddington Jetty Bear

    Paddington Jetty Bear Well-Known Member

    Apr 23, 2013
    Yeah, I hear YOU, man.

    Ha, I fought with those MSW Brits, too. Well, for a whole two weeks. Those guys really think they are more sophisticated, more witty, and more intelligent than Americans. Dude, SWELLINFO'S most simple member could outwit those clowns. They are so boring it's laughable.

    I was on for 10 days and had Roberdy up my arse - I didn't even do anything - and he was aboot to give me the boot. So I PM'd him and told him I was a college professor(at the University of Camden) doing a communications class and my students were studying the effects of an "over-the-top" character on message boards, and doing a project on the "phenonmenon." Roberdy bought it and then did a complete 180 and started chapping my rear. Then I told him he'd been had. Fooled.......tricked by an American. Aww that hurt his ego.........

    I joined Facebook two years ago because I reconnected with some out-of-state friends. I always feel like a dork for using it, but it gives me a public forum to rant aboot everything I dislike. It held my interest for a few months, now my use is sporadic. AND I never post a picture of myself on the internet and I don't use cellphones.

    People: Buy newspapers, magazines and books. The internet isn't the place to read The New York Times. Who the hell wants to read a magazine's online version. Reading stuff on the computer sucks. Having a print version in your hand is much more conducive to learning and understanding. It's physically more comfortable and you won't have all the distractions like internet porn beckoning you.

    I smash Kindles on sight.....ok, ok I haven't got to that point yet. But if I had the financial means to swing it, I would. Really, I would. Well until it got to the point where it was jail time and not just a fine...........
  17. nynj

    nynj Well-Known Member

    Jul 27, 2012
    This is one of the lamest thoughts ever typed on SI.

  18. scotty

    scotty Well-Known Member

    Aug 26, 2008

    Surfing I care about, actually a lot.
    Amazing sacred art? No need to try so hard.
  19. Cuck Taylor

    Cuck Taylor Well-Known Member

    Jul 6, 2013

    Well Ny Nj or whatever your called. I've captivated you haven't I ? Stop defending the ridicule. And accept the fact that the world isn't big enough anymore to allow garbage like this at our beaches. Lucky for me we don't have the types of guys in the water who rap about pu$$y and carry big egos and blow up spots with their mega d0uche bros up in Maine.
  20. nynj

    nynj Well-Known Member

    Jul 27, 2012
    No you haven't captivated me Chuck.
    I don't see those types in the water anywhere. You actually see garbage like this at the beach?
    You're trying to fight a battle that doesn't exist.