using surfing as a medium for fist fighting

Chucka booboo sounds like an idiot, actually. But then again, he is from Maine, not exactly known to be a center of intelligentsia.....

 

You live probably less than two miles from the Maine border, yet this slim geographical margin gives you intellectual superiority over the finest citizens of New England?

Your forum banter is insufferable.

 

Wait. Did Chuck beat up Barry?

 

That would be epic, but don't mess with those crazy old Puerto Ricans. They'll filet you like a fish.

 

I prefer ladies for that activity

 

This big black guy hits on my girl occassionally...should I fight him?


*I'm quite positve my jits/thai skills will surpass his size advantage...

 

Yes, here is how it should go down:

You: Excuse me mr black fella
Black fella: word cracka, wut u want?
You: That there is my girl and if anyone is gonna sleep with my sister, it's gonna be me
Black fella: sorry there little fella, i'll leave her alone, have a wondrful day
You: That's right!

 

lolz I'm from the North tho homie...really tho, I want to whoop this dude

 

HA HA HA, just messin with ya Shelonne my friend. Is he aware it is your woman?

 

Yeah...there's actually a history there, an old one...she totally shut him down but it honestly just f'n irks me man. And he is aware that I'm with her. Maybe I should just ask him if he wants to wrastle?

And no worries Z, I didn't get butthurt on swellinfo today

 

Well, if she shut him down and he pursists, thats a problem. Be the bigger man and politely ask him to back up. Then if he likes his foot shoved up his own arse, be a friend and help him with it!

Nice!!!

 

Wourd, on it homie.

 

What Z said, just make sure he ain't carrying any type of weapon or would be likely to come back with one. If he's an honorable dude, he'll settle it like a man and fight a fair fight, but never know with the brothas.

Another thing to be careful of is upsetting your lady for fighting. Some don't like that stuff, but if she's anything like my wife, she would understand and would let you take care of business the old fashion way.

I told some bald dude at the bar of this sports bar the other day to look the other way and stop staring at my wife. I asked him "can I help you?" He said "nope", I said, "good then turn the F*ck around and don't look this direction again", he mumbled something under his breath and followed my instructions. He was sitting right next to her and looking her up and down and knew we were together because my arm was across her back on the chair and we were sitting close to one another. He got pissed but that dude wouldn't turn his head in her direction the rest of the night.

My wife had no idea what happened, I went from 0-60 before you could blink, Jack Daniels may have encouraged my reaction but I wasn't drunk. My wife asked me afterwards why I snapped and when I explained she started laughing because she knew I was dead serious and would have destroyed him right there at the bar but she was able to call me down.

Don't disrespect me or my wife, it's that simple. Sounds like this dude is disrespecting you both since he knows you are together and continues to pursue her.

Get em SS! Hahahaha

 

man, I love you guys.

Swellinfo, providing surf predictin' and life/health/relationship advise since '06.

 

Chuck,
What is all this talk about whale's cum, men's bad breathe and jerking off? What do you guys do up their in your spare time?

Lol. Nah, got no problem with regulating your break. Just remember there is always someone bigger and badder out their than you..,

 

That's what what we're here for brah, now let's get irie!

 

My problem comes when we are at a bar and someone touches my woman. I lose my mind. hit on her, whatever, just don't touch her

 

just don't call him any racial slurs while kicking his ass...can get you for a hate crime if you do.

 

^^^ Yeah man, totally don't do that, plus i'm sure your woman would be offended. Let your fists, knees, elbows, and feet do the talking.