using surfing as a medium for fist fighting

hey trevey, how you got time to post with all dem fires n schott?

and yep, if you're throwin punches in the lineup its cause you cant throw buckets

 

Hey, chucka-frou-frou how does a self-described tuffian like you make the transition from throwing wild looping slaps into your immobile latex dummy to sucker punching some old fart in the ocean?

 

Worst writer and story teller of all time . Even worse than me . You are nothing but a squirmy lil baller for the Provincetown pile drivers . You are the ***** in jail with your pockets out hoping a gangbanger grabs you as his ***** ... I don't believe the story or it's extremely exaggerated . PS your gay

 

I would like to apologize for my misrepresentation of mr Taylor . He's a baller for the ogungquit O faces BB team instead of the P town pile drivers . Emass is on that team

 

is this a ogunquit tale? if so, even more of a reason not to check it out...i've heard/seen (secondhand) good things about the wave, but i've also heard/seen tales of heavy inbreeding mentality in the area...i get the give, give, give respect to get respect in the line up, but the heavy duty local mentality, i'm too old and just don't care enough for that...

i've hit a lot of places from portland to the south border, and have liked each one and never had a hassle..just the occasional stink-eye as a new comer, which i find amusing...i personally steer clear of that bs, who'd wanna surf with anyone like that anyway...

as for nh? too far to go (don't got that amount of time) and from the 15 sec free 'line cams always looks like a **** show unless it is a solid e swell with w winds, and in that case you can't hit a lot of closer places than that that might be as good or better

f localism. give respect, get respect, don't blow waves and you'll get yours...if you don't you should search harder for a different spot. i mean c'mon, if we're that accomplished we should know what to expect at every break, at every season, in every condition...it's pretty standard, minus the occasional transient such as myself that has more time in a day than usual (and maybe you too?)

what i'm still not sure of, is what "one of the most abused breaks" this is...unless it is some off-shore reef that isn't common knowledge, every beach break in me is abused...particularly between late june to late mid september

 

This is sort of....existential Mike Tyson-esque confessional psychological squalor.

I mean, is it really necessary to club a man just to sell him a trailer? Well. Maybe so. It appears that the closing techniques really are different on the eastern shore after all.

The solution!
chicka-frou-frou the latex ear slapper against zippa-doodle the trailer park clubber in a surf-off.

chicka-frou-frou may be late due to his consumption of whale jizz (by his own admission!
simod666 you gotta acknowledge that lol)

(My money is on zippy the bandito)

 

Thanks dudes!

 

Yeah, I am glad youz back as well. Hows that biz of your doing?? Last we heard, you weren't too happy with it. Having said that, I hope it is going better.

 

o barry


#douglife
#9/12

 

Ahh sh!t Chuck I gotta work otherwise I totally would...got vacay coming up so I cant blow it off.

Not to be that guy but you shoulda seen it yesterday.

 

I always had the idea that up north in mass or wherever, people are generally friendly lol.idk,I don't read about multiple shootings,homocides,robberies up in those neck of the woods.not that my beach gets that,but the state does.that's what makes me want to move up there,less violence.

violence is never the answer.people think like oh yea I kicked that dudes azz yeaaa im cool.then that kid comes back with a gun and shoots u in the back of the head or stabs u.happens all the time.but I always considered surfers are puss1es that never want any action,but regular people,they will kill u

 

Wow just wow. There's a class a psychopath romping around in the hills of Maine.
So far I have learned to stay away from barns , Maine folk, wood surfboards , beards, whale cum, whale c0cks, hipsters , gay people with aids, Chuck boo boo, and recently Huntington beach pier or wherever lifeguards rape patrons in public.

 

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you're right...things up here are like this (from swingers), and this is how i kind of picture the whole thing going down...

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What you meant to say was da-da wouldn't let you out of the barn over the wknd, chucka-frou-frou.

PS - - see the video of that lifeguard smashing that flailing oaf into submission on the Venice pier. Now that's how to throw punches in a street fight, frou-frou. Not those looping assclown ear smashes that you pummel into your latex dummy.

 

This tread is long. And it's funny as hell. First complete tread I've read through in total here in some time now. Solid work gents.

 

surfing fights are usually the funniest fights. Outside youtube, all the "fights" I have ever seen have been so sad. Usually under chest high, usually some dude that thinks he's a good surfer vs some dude that sees the ocean once a year. Usually there is a lot of **** you's, sometimes splashing, sometimes paddle intimidation, but rarely if ever does it end up in a fight. As trevor said, if your fighting anywhere that isn't deadly to surf, then your probably arent very good at surfing.

I hear these fight stories, and all I can think about is what really happens.