V-10 emerges

Discussion in 'Surfboards and Surfboard Design' started by Roy Stuart, Oct 4, 2014.

  1. rcarter

    rcarter Well-Known Member

    Jul 26, 2009
    I get those at Walmart for my kid:
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  2. Losttsol

    Losttsol Well-Known Member

    517
    Feb 18, 2013
    You have created one mighty phallus.
     
  3. jettyface

    jettyface Well-Known Member

    180
    Aug 5, 2009
    But can it Carolina Cutback?
     
  4. ibc

    ibc Well-Known Member

    Aug 3, 2014
    Dangit! When I read "V-10 emerges," I thought Koki got 'im a new 4 wheel drive Fiesta.

    buzzkill
     
  5. JawnDoeski

    JawnDoeski Well-Known Member

    Aug 11, 2014
    I always wondered who made the douche canoe....
     
  6. EmassSpicoli

    EmassSpicoli Well-Known Member

    Apr 16, 2013
    100% bro. I'm equally disappointed.

    Roy, sorry natkitchen beat you to deal at BelMar with his binoculars. Not sure he fancied your stabbing attempt on him with the 3D kookfin though.

    Btw, RoyBoy, I'll invoice you $16.36USD for me to side my house with your wide wooden clapboard. Shipping's on you gnome.
     
  7. sheetglass

    sheetglass Well-Known Member

    186
    May 12, 2008
    They're a little large, but you do make some fine cutting boards, Roy. Really top notch and well priced
     
  8. EmassSpicoli

    EmassSpicoli Well-Known Member

    Apr 16, 2013
    Magnificent post lad.
     
  9. rcarter

    rcarter Well-Known Member

    Jul 26, 2009
    Awesome!

    Well Roy can it?

    LOL

    Exactly!

    Best use for that huge dildo for sure.

    Now that is funny my man!
     
  10. brewengineer

    brewengineer Well-Known Member

    Jun 22, 2011
    The only V-10 that matters:
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  11. waterbaby

    waterbaby Well-Known Member

    Oct 1, 2012
    popsicle sticks...why didn't I think of that?
     
  12. bubs

    bubs Well-Known Member

    Sep 12, 2010
    Roy forgive me if this has been asked before...

    Do you wear your bright orange helmet in the water and on land because of personal choice?

    ...also please stop by more often you know how we fawn over you so Roy.
     
  13. fl.surfdog

    fl.surfdog Well-Known Member

    Dec 6, 2010
    How many Home Depot trellises did that take to build? $10,000 worth?
     
  14. cepriano

    cepriano Well-Known Member

    Apr 20, 2012
    u people need to leave roy alone,acting like he aint the best shaper this side of the Mississippi.when I cash in my 401k il be able to afford one of those nice $250,000 boards
     
  15. yankee

    yankee Well-Known Member

    Sep 26, 2008
    Need to have a bench-off with shapers:

    SI's own Mitchell, who shapes good boards that surf well;

    and the clown prince of sheep island, the gnome, sitting there drooling on shrooms, gluing together popsicle sticks & claiming high tech board results.
     
  16. rcarter

    rcarter Well-Known Member

    Jul 26, 2009
    Pretty much the best damn description of Roy ever!
     
  17. yankee

    yankee Well-Known Member

    Sep 26, 2008
    And what...what...is with the orange helmet on land. Is the NSA having difficulty picking up your signal, gnome?
     
  18. rcarter

    rcarter Well-Known Member

    Jul 26, 2009
    Roy looks like he would be on some fuked up NZ reality show like Duck Dynasty called Sheep Sorority. It's just Roy a$$ blasting sheep all day.
     
  19. yankee

    yankee Well-Known Member

    Sep 26, 2008
    Witness the oversize gnome boots with the pants tucked inside & still room left for a pair of cloven hooves.