Vasa Trainer Used

Discussion in 'All Discussions' started by luca, Nov 24, 2016.

  1. luca

    luca New Member

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    Nov 22, 2016
    Hi ,

    Anyone have a Vasa TRainer used to sell?

    Please contact me

    Thank you

    Luca
     
  2. bubs

    bubs Well-Known Member

    Sep 12, 2010
    Lol I just googled it.

    What the hell is that. Looks like the stupidest thing ever.
     

  3. your pier

    your pier Well-Known Member

    Dec 2, 2013
    I think we're gonna need a pic of your wife, gf, sister, cousin, whatevs neked in it demonstrating its uses before we can commit

    Thanks,

    SI forummes
     
  4. antoine

    antoine Well-Known Member

    Mar 10, 2013
    Dudes! it's luca! he lives on the second floor. He don't need no intro.
     
  5. Valhallalla

    Valhallalla Well-Known Member

    Jan 24, 2013
    o eat my funk
     
  6. nopantsLance

    nopantsLance Well-Known Member

    Aug 15, 2016
    Save your $$$ and time, check this out- chick magnet..

    6pack.jpg

    Current, ex, nex chicpic
     
  7. Valhallalla

    Valhallalla Well-Known Member

    Jan 24, 2013
    Dear Luca,

    As you may have noticed we are a collection of assholes and morons here, mislef included. Well, except for Betty. Hopefully you can fit right in.

    Yes, we do require a Hello tread here prior to dishing out valuable advise. I will not advice you on what info to include. You will have to ask Urslef for advise if he is still alive.

    Please do not abandonne us. We need all the new blood we can get around here as folks have been getting banned at a phenomenal rate lately. That is because we are a collection of assholes and morons. Except for Betty.

    I had never heard of the Vasa Trainer before. Being of Viking descent this is what I think of when I read Vasa:

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    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vasa_(ship)

    I wish you success in finding your used Vasa Trainer even if it is not a magnificent sailing vessel. Until you do, there are other ways to stay fit for surfing. I highly recommend the following training regimen:

    [video=youtube;o-50GjySwew]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o-50GjySwew[/video]

    Do you really live on the second floor?

    Sent from my iPhone 17
     
  8. DosXX

    DosXX Well-Known Member

    Mar 2, 2013
    Might be able to pick one of these up at a garage sale:
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  9. Barry Cuda

    Barry Cuda Guest

    Maybe the dude wants a "Vasactomy"????
     
  10. DosXX

    DosXX Well-Known Member

    Mar 2, 2013
    During these extended flat spells, Prancer-cise has come in handy in maintaining one's physical conditioning. You'll find me on the Oceanfront boardwalk before work. I'll be the one in the flesh tone yoga pants...
     
  11. Valhallalla

    Valhallalla Well-Known Member

    Jan 24, 2013
    DosXX, that looks like some sort of medieval torture devise!

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  12. DonQ

    DonQ Well-Known Member

    Oct 23, 2014
    Veteran swellinfo members:
    Please do not take this bait!
    Current moderators are creating these accounts and starting stupid and moronic threads to get our dander up
    What better way to clean house than to post a non-hello thread with crap like this looking for someone to slip on the slime.

    Luca, please abandonne us and join the YMCA then take a leap from your second floor.
    Call it tough love training
     
  13. Valhallalla

    Valhallalla Well-Known Member

    Jan 24, 2013
    Wow, what a nefarious plot on behalf of the mods. If they could only ban all of us assholes and morons they wouldn't have to waste time moderating and could go back to sharing porn with each other all day over on the secret moderator forum. Genius.
     
  14. DonQ

    DonQ Well-Known Member

    Oct 23, 2014
    Yea, right?
    And to think I almost called Luca an a$$hole!
    Makes me shiver!
     
  15. your pier

    your pier Well-Known Member

    Dec 2, 2013

    Reeeaary hel back a #9/12 eat my fok, so now #9/12 eat my fvck

    Vasas are good machines though for real, need a lotta space though