Very Heavy Rain, Strong Winds in the cards for Mass. on 1/18/2015. Stay safe!

^^Well come on down to Wilmington NC, where you don't even have to be able to speak intelligible English to get a job as a news anchor person.

 

Oh, you know Sunnyvale? Totally b!tchen.

Would you like to elope to Nova Scotia with me and Waffen SS?

You got any money?

I have a 22 inch pen!s. No, I'm not black.

I love Nova Scotia oh so much. So nice. It makes everything so nice. Oh yes it does.

Hey did I mention that I have a 22 inch pen!s.

Did you know you can't say, "*****" on here?

You can say, "vagina" though.

I have mated with a Canadian. So, you know. Actually I might start stalking her soon.

I often dream of drinking Budweiser and domesticating some violence upon a nice girl.

Man, why are girls so difficult?

 

Bubbles, is that you?

 

Bubbles... LMAO

I was wonderin why it was such a rainy, suck arse, day this past Monday. Shoulda watched Frankie's TV Station live from Nova Scotia. Woulda known we were in for some sh** weather. I walked through the puddles. Heck, I didn't know! I am kinda bummed that we didn't achieve Chinese food stockpiling status, though.

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