I was expecting to see dying mermen on the beach. I was disappointed Reminds me, I need to do an oil change on my truck this weekend.
drives onto the beach in his SUV and complains, as he spits tobacco juice on the oil chunks..."I want this sh!t on the local news" (as if it hasn't already been on the local news for years)
It hasn't. Same with Alabammy. Never anything ecxept, "We're open for business. Come eat our seafood".
Those aren't oil chunks kooks! That's dead sargasum from a large bloom we had last year. But you don't live here, so I expect you'll keep making baseless guesses/assumptions.