Waffle House is:

Discussion in 'All Discussions' started by KillinMeSmalls, Sep 13, 2014.

  1. KillinMeSmalls

    KillinMeSmalls Well-Known Member

    Mar 27, 2014
  2. 34thStreetSurfing

    34thStreetSurfing Well-Known Member

    Aug 13, 2009
    their apple butter spread is simply delightful

  3. bubs

    bubs Well-Known Member

    Sep 12, 2010
    Yum yum give me some
  4. metard

    metard Well-Known Member

    Mar 11, 2014

  5. ibc

    ibc Well-Known Member

    Aug 3, 2014

    At 3 am Saturday. Lots of Waffle Houses have a little vestibule glass box area at the entrance. It's pretty funny watchin toasted people trying to make it through that 2nd glass entrance door. Lots of em don't realize there's a 2nd door, and... BLAM! That whole little glass box/room shakes.


    waffle house.jpg

    See pic above.

    Don't worry about the popo. One of the employees shot somebody. Just another night at Waffle House.
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  6. misfit27

    misfit27 Well-Known Member

    Dec 12, 2013
    Pretty much the only thing I miss about Florida.
  7. NJ glide

    NJ glide Well-Known Member

    Jun 8, 2013
    I used to go there at like 3 am drunk when I lived in SC. One time we got in a fist fight with a bunch of dudes dressed like cowboys cause i was "puttin eyes on his women". The old texas pete in the eye (a text book 3am totally respected and expected waffle house fight move) then an uppercut took him out-then all hell broke loose. ahhhhh waffle house...
  8. Mr.Belmar

    Mr.Belmar Well-Known Member

    Aug 19, 2010
    Dudes!!! I ate there one time in nc - it was good... Thanks to Tard!!!
  9. EmassSpicoli

    EmassSpicoli Well-Known Member

    Apr 16, 2013
  10. Ryan McCall

    Ryan McCall Well-Known Member

    Aug 10, 2014
    a full toilet

    ...usually closed in the restaurant
  11. Ghost of SJB

    Ghost of SJB Well-Known Member

    Jun 7, 2014
    That kid is cool as sh!t......

    Hey, I used to live in Fulton County when I was 6. It's where I learned how to roller skate in the south side ATL ghetto......just like the movie ATL.
  12. ClemsonSurf

    ClemsonSurf Well-Known Member

    Dec 10, 2007
  13. ibc

    ibc Well-Known Member

    Aug 3, 2014
    Waffle House is a Southern American masterpiece of wonderment, great vittles, and free entertainment that can't be beat. I think we had 1000 of 'em in ATL. Heck, we had exits off the interstate where there was a Waffle House on either side of the freeway. You could see one while eatin in the other. Git-R-Done.
  14. Ghost of SJB

    Ghost of SJB Well-Known Member

    Jun 7, 2014
    We don't have anything like that up here.

    They closed a Denny's in a town I lived in because it was just soooooo out-of-control with goings-on in the wee hours of the morning.

    But we have no institution like the Waffle House. Shoot we don't even have a Stuckey's

    I used to like this joint called Steak and Shake down in Georgia......\

    And I liked Shakey's pizza out west. I used to go to one on Forth Worth, TX when I was 5 and in Cullyfornia when I was 8-12. Yeah, I moved a lot as a children
  15. EmassSpicoli

    EmassSpicoli Well-Known Member

    Apr 16, 2013
    Billy-bonggggggggg returns in his annunciated form!
  16. Ghost of SJB

    Ghost of SJB Well-Known Member

    Jun 7, 2014
    They have Waffle Houses in PA??

    Has to be in Western PA

    That place is like Alabama.........

    Most people equate PA as Yankee as heck

    But Western Pa is totally rural and southern.

    Pittsburgh does have good dope, though.
  17. your pier

    your pier Well-Known Member

    Dec 2, 2013
    idununderstand...the topic thread suggests an analogy is coming up....

    waffle house:breakfast

    a.) van gogh:sculpture
    b.) wave:river
    c.) tide:lake
    d.) ihop:****

    i choose "d"
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  18. DTK

    DTK Well-Known Member

    Aug 14, 2007
    The recurring four lines overheard at virtually, no, every Waffle House after 2am. In order are the following:
    Line 1. "Good Morning."
    Line 2. "Is that a gun?"
    Line 3. "The cops are on their way."
    Line 4. "Smothered, covered and fried?"

    Now, over at the Huddle House - a WH wannabe - the 4 recurring 4 lines go something like this:
    Line 1. "Hey, whatevah..."
    Line 2. "Is that a knife?"
    Line 3. "Security dude may roll up."
    Line 4. "Whatcha gonna order?"
  19. DosXX

    DosXX Well-Known Member

    Mar 2, 2013
    ...the place to go for rats, fights, and lousy coffee.
  20. misfit27

    misfit27 Well-Known Member

    Dec 12, 2013
    What has 15 breasts and 13 teeth?

    The swing shift at Waffle House.