Waffle House is:

Discussion in 'All Discussions' started by KillinMeSmalls, Sep 13, 2014.

  1. ibc

    ibc Well-Known Member

    Aug 3, 2014
    I think the quality of Waffle Houses in GA exceeds that of those in the other states. (Sorry Metard) Yeah, yeah, go ahead and laugh y'all northerners, but my unofficial research shows this. Waffle House is an institution in GA, especially in ATL where the HQ is. IHOP is ok, but definitely for the snooty, raised pinky crowd. Waffle House is the real deal. The only reason I EVER went to IHOP in ATL is 'cause a girlie I liked wanted me to take her there. It was worth it... :p
  2. EmassSpicoli

    EmassSpicoli Well-Known Member

    Apr 16, 2013
    PB&J you been to Alabama? You keep saying places are like it - Western PA, Atlantic City, etc.

    Bama is a strange place bro. Some of those wahines look good, real good. But damn are they dumb.

  3. metard

    metard Well-Known Member

    Mar 11, 2014
    smothered and covered dog

  4. metard

    metard Well-Known Member

    Mar 11, 2014
    feel free to post your own selfies, pics, etc
  5. kidrock

    kidrock Well-Known Member

    Aug 1, 2010
    Waffle House is:

    a) A place where Robbie Ritchie gets in a fist fight with Tommy Lee over a walking mound of plastic (aka "Pam"),
    b) A place where you will have more teeth in your mouth than all 4 of the waitresses together,
    c) A place where you can get the Best Hangover Food In The World, including grits "covered and smothered",
    d) All of the above.

    Flying the banner for more Waffle Houses out west.
  6. Tlokein

    Tlokein Well-Known Member

    Oct 12, 2012
    My best WH moment was (of course) the post 2am drunk fest. The greasy cook at the grill got fed up, threw his spatula on the ground, looked at one of the older than hell waitresses and yelled, "MAMA I QUIT!!!".

    He got a standing ovation from the crowd. Luckily cooler heads prevailed and Mama talked him down as I hadn't gotten my "smothered, slathered, f***ed up and covered" hash browns yet.
  7. chicharronne

    chicharronne Well-Known Member

    Jun 22, 2006
    That's because they're only 13 years old. When they get to 18, they weigh 200 lbs and only have 3 teef.

  8. Wave Maven

    Wave Maven Well-Known Member

    Nov 20, 2012
    Scattered, smothered, covered, chunked, and topped.
  9. rcarter

    rcarter Well-Known Member

    Jul 26, 2009
    Waffle House is good but it makes me sh!t a lot! They used to have a song on the juke box called "A Special Lady at The Waffle House" and another one called "Help I'm White and I Can't Get Down".
  10. NJ glide

    NJ glide Well-Known Member

    Jun 8, 2013
    Did he wash the spatula after picking it up off the floor to finish your hash browns?
  11. Tlokein

    Tlokein Well-Known Member

    Oct 12, 2012
    Don't recall. It was +20yrs ago and I was hammered, and prob didn't care anyways. You don't go to WH expecting sanitary conditions.

    I just wanted my hash browns. And a Pepsi. But she wouldn't give it to me.
  12. LazyE

    LazyE Well-Known Member

    Aug 6, 2014
    Used to play in a band that had a steady gig across the street from a Waffle House. We'd play from 2:00am to 5:00 AM Then the party went to breakfast. Goodtimes!
  13. allan

    allan Member

    Aug 19, 2014
    there's no secret menu at ihop. just make eye contact and ask for the in and out animal style.
  14. zach619

    zach619 Well-Known Member

    Jan 21, 2009
    Why you keep photoshopping your saltlife logo off that shirt holmes?
  15. zach619

    zach619 Well-Known Member

    Jan 21, 2009
    Only thing I remember from the Waffle House up in MD, is that they don't serve booze there.... Is that a fact? In all states? Cause, yeah I get it, after 2am, whatever... but if it's 1:30 and I am looking for a full on breakfast, I definitely want to continue the buzz. Never went to another Waffle House after they told me they didn't sell sauce.
  16. Zeroevol

    Zeroevol Well-Known Member

    Jun 22, 2009
    I don't go there often, but their sausage, egg and cheese on the texas toast is decent. Hashbrowns - smothered, topped and covered and then add tabasco.
  17. me tard

    me tard Well-Known Member

    Dec 5, 2016
  18. DonQ

    DonQ Well-Known Member

    Oct 23, 2014
  19. Iggy

    Iggy Well-Known Member

    Jun 14, 2014
    And you save money on the tip.
  20. Mr.Belmar

    Mr.Belmar Well-Known Member

    Aug 19, 2010
    Sleeping on the job again , Tard??

    Funny stuff...