War in the lineup

Discussion in 'All Discussions' started by Sandblasters, Mar 10, 2014.

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  1. Mar 10, 2014 #1
    Sandblasters

    Sandblasters Well-Known Member

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    I Keep seeing a lot of callouts here in this form. Well I'm calling everyone out every single one of y'all. Everyone in jersey are kook. Of you north of North Carolina chances are you in the wrong. Maybe Maryland is in the okay. Hey fat old lb surfer I hate you . Hey little grom throwing rodeo flips I hate you..hey jersey fist pumper I hate you. If you don't surf a 6,0 Hpsb your gay. If your boogie body isn't 6 foot you a kook. Got a problem come to my playa and come get some I drive the fastest hybrid on the block.
     
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  3. Mar 10, 2014 #2
    worsey

    worsey Well-Known Member

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    put up yr dukes

    my guess - this was written by a transgender accountant stuck in a nursing home
    after a double mastectomy. frothing cause lunch was late, they lashed out at new jersey
    cause our governor is a real good guy.
     
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  5. Mar 10, 2014 #3
    Ripcurrent

    Ripcurrent Well-Known Member

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    I don't do rodeo flips....
     
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  6. Mar 10, 2014 #4
    cepriano

    cepriano Well-Known Member

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    haha that's sound like a classic pjb post.
     
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  7. Mar 10, 2014 #5
    MFitz73

    MFitz73 Well-Known Member

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    what no long island call outs???
     
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  8. Mar 10, 2014 #6
    RIsurfer

    RIsurfer Well-Known Member

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    The groms will soon rise again!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
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  9. Mar 10, 2014 #7
    sisurfdogg

    sisurfdogg Well-Known Member

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    Dude, you should move to Cocoa Beach and school all the clowns at The Pier on real etiquette. Show em the Carolina Cutback, that'll teach them. Try shotting The Pier on those super thick barrels, then throwing up a air reverse olley stalefish crotch grab as you launch like the space shuttle. You'd be glad you came down. The BBQ is pretty good in Cocoa Beach. Best in the south.

    #cocoabeachisthebbqcapitalofthesouthdawg
     
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  10. Mar 10, 2014 #8
    MDSurfer

    MDSurfer Well-Known Member

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    <<Well I'm callig everyone out every single one of y'all. Everyone in jersey are kook. Of you north of North Carolina chances are you in the wrong>>

    Another fine product of the outstanding South Carolina education system.
     
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  11. Mar 10, 2014 #9
    DawnPatrol321

    DawnPatrol321 Well-Known Member

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    HAHA, You love you some Cocoa Beach, it can definitely be kook city, but get there before the sun is up and you can have it all to yourself for a while, don't forget the Slow and Low BBQ joint either, it aint as good as it use to be but comes through in a pinch
     
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  12. Mar 10, 2014 #10
    leetymike808

    leetymike808 Well-Known Member

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    You know, take it a notch further and say the whole d@nm EAST COAST surf contingent are KOOKS!!!! All just waiting to take your kook act on vacation and clog up the real lineups everywhere else!
     
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  13. Mar 10, 2014 #11
    rcarter

    rcarter Well-Known Member

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    The whole world is gay and can suck my balls!
     
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  14. Mar 10, 2014 #12
    Sandblasters

    Sandblasters Well-Known Member

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    cocoa beach is the place i must move to and will launch off waves like i was in cape Canaveral. i see all the jersey dudes are butt hurt its okay... go back to surfing sups. rcarter is right by the way. i got a infraction point for that and idgaf. a lot of yall are scared and its cool go shake in your booties and try to get on my level. i will call koka beach my home and out drink even the hardest lokals.
     
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  15. Mar 10, 2014 #13
    chicharronne

    chicharronne Well-Known Member

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    on occasion, when I'm having conjugal visits with the wifey, I whisper in her ear,"Your sister likes it this way." then try to hold on for 8 seconds.
     
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  16. Mar 10, 2014 #14
    yankee

    yankee Well-Known Member

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    That joke has almost as much hair on it as your wife's back.

    (Since this IS a throwback hate thread...)
     
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  17. Mar 10, 2014 #15
    chicharronne

    chicharronne Well-Known Member

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    What do you think I take a holt of, so she don't buck me off.
     
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  18. Mar 10, 2014 #16
    sisurfdogg

    sisurfdogg Well-Known Member

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    Nothing like loading up with their famous fried pickles before a late afternoon beer fueled paddle out. Talk about a shuttle launch! 3 - 2 -1 WE HAVE IGNITION!
     
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  19. Mar 10, 2014 #17
    sisurfdogg

    sisurfdogg Well-Known Member

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    Cocoa Beach is having their annual Gay Appreciation Weekend coming this summer. You should come on down and enter the 3 legged race.

    #cocoabeachisbelmarwithspeedos
     
    sisurfdogg, Mar 10, 2014
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  20. Mar 10, 2014 #18
    brewengineer

    brewengineer Well-Known Member

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    I am happy with your rediscovered hatred.
     
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  21. Mar 10, 2014 #19
    Ripcurrent

    Ripcurrent Well-Known Member

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    Yes and no
     
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  22. Mar 10, 2014 #20
    Ripcurrent

    Ripcurrent Well-Known Member

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    Hopefully but being one of the only groms out gets me a little kudos in the lineup
     
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