Bro. I thought the same thing til yesterday, at which time the hipsters next to us on the packed beach were tossing a football around so atrociously I was amazed. It was ten times worse than a drunken girl and they were really trying hard. I was also trying hard to comprehend how they could own a football and what the scene looked like the day they decided "let's go to the sporting goods store and buy a football."
dear cb crew, sorry i punched mick (whatever his last name is) in his face...(sod's buddy) would or will do it again. love, metardf