The water temp in RI went up 10 degrees in the past 3 weeks!!!! Yew!!! 65 now! The only bad thing is that it means every one of our favorite beachies are gonna look like this
and with it comes weeny lifeguards. man did one annoy me this weekend…but i'm old and have learned to keep my cool.
Yes, them "life....guards". More like "fun guards." The ones in Narragansett all wear hurley phantoms. Boy do they piss me off. They whistle at EVERYTHING YOU DO.
its bad in jersey, i like making them paddle out when the water is still chilly and then pretend like you're vacationing from ohio or something. they've actually called the police before..... i think they were just too fat (idk how the fat ones pass the swimming test???) and lazy to paddle out that day. that was an awesome sight
Or you can just ignore them and their whistle, never look into the beach and make them swim all the way out. Make sure you don't recognize them even when they are close and then as soon as the reach out to tap you, start "#lebroning" and throw yourself off your board, thrash around and yell "WHAT THE FU** MAN? I THOUGHT YOU WERE HEAR TO PROTECT ME?"
