Wave Selection

Braap · Feb 8, 2016

I go for any wave I think I can get. And if i fall oh well. I like swimming.

Clowns-r-Us · Feb 9, 2016

Uncle Two Barrels said: ↑

The key is to wait for a sweet mushy shoulder, and make sure another person is on the wave already. Give him a thumbs up, then hop the shoulder, crouch really low and act like you're pitted, shout "woot", ride it until you're knee deep, then get arrested for sodomy in Michigan.
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Well yes, naturally.

metard · Feb 9, 2016

Uncle Two Barrels said: ↑

I find i have to pick and choose my battles. I can only get tossed a few times before I stiffen up, so on big days I only go for the perfect waves. On belly high days, Im constantly in/out/in/out. If I wait around too long for the perfect wave, I get weird. I start talking and singing to myself, and I get frustrated. I pretty much go full Tom Hanks castaway in 8 minutes.

The key is to wait for a sweet mushy shoulder, and make sure another person is on the wave already. Give him a thumbs up, then hop the shoulder, crouch really low and act like you're pitted, shout "woot", ride it until you're knee deep, then get arrested for sodomy in Michigan.
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i find your ideas intriguing, would like to subscribe to your newsletter

Barry Cuda · Feb 9, 2016

metard said: ↑

i find your ideas intriguing, would like to subscribe to your newsletter
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You have to go kill yourself first; then he will send you his newsletter, called DOA.

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