Wayne takes pubescent Za Gaffer, Zach 619 and other disavantaged youth to Secos

That must be Yankee aka Patrick Bateman filming?

Will the missing footage of Zach619 clearing out all the Volcom team riders ever surface?

 

bravo sjb!!lol..I feel dane is exempt tho,he can be an alcoholic and still put out good webclips.it must be nice to sit around and get drunk all day and get paid for it.half the people on tour suck but the bar has been set real low in the past 5 years.contests are changing,waves are getting smaller,and the pros are getting fat.once Kelly retires your gonna see Belmar locals surfing 3ft Fiji and doing a half foot air reverse and winning the contest.

all the good surfers like dane figured out how to beat the system.if ur not doing well in contests,just drop out!!simple as that,if he stayed on tour and kept getting crappy results everyone would be like danes a kook!!.but u leave before that,put out 3 webclips every 2 years and your a hero.dane is still cool

 

shaka utoolyou, with 6 posts why don't you go change your diapers. Where to even begin with a gonad stroke job like you.

 

Wait, Mr Yankee Bateman is also Wayne? I knew it!! Boy, SI sure hasn't changed much these last few years.

Now listen here Mr Bateman, since your a Wall St tycoon and all, stop posting and get out there and make some $$$$$$$ since it's what you get off on and you haven't been laid in forever.

Hey, you didn't violate the restraining order your ex-wife got did you?

 

Where do they come from...? Another secret raging admirer, flogging his limp noodle as he reads through my posts. I know you have little else to do, there in your damp basement apartment at mother's house, so here's your assignment: continue to analyze my posts. This is an important assignment for a fanbuoy troll such as yourself. Don't forget to change your adult pampers francis.

 

You give me all the ammo I need Mr Bateman. You on the other hand, resort to teenage boy tactics. Is that why your so obsessed with Wayne and young boys? Hmmmm.......................................

I expect better from a hate preaching, Wall St power player.

 

Aw, snookums, you sound upset. Did the Ol' Grandad run out at last? No matter: you're supposed to be doing your research on my posts, my obsessive lil clown troll. Don't return until you have something to do with surfing. That should take, what, another coupla years, at least francis.

 

Surfing?? I just quit so I can follow in your footsteps and become a Wall St power broker/Swellinfo hate preacher. Don't all the money geniuses post obsessively about creepy Wayne vans on surf websites. Man Im jealous of your awesome life. Lead the way!

 

I know, sand flea, I know.....it's ok to be Just Francis, poking along, perusing all of my posts, getting frothy in your dank basement, screaming at mummy to hold the meat loaf while you assault your blow up doll. Take your meds, sparky, and get some rest, those bad men in the white coats won't come for you tonight

 

Once again, weak.

Here, try something like this: 'Hey Shaka, Im a Wall St power player so shut your black, welfare ass up before I crush you with my wallet!'

See...

 

Way to go, sparky, way to go.....dig that hole deeper & deeeeeeper......your comments so much more more revealing of your own wacked out view of the world, francis. We sense your rage & your impotence, your keyboard-induced negativity & silent screams as spell check barks at you again & again. Your turn, o troll scout

 

Sparky? Am I Clark Griswold?

 

There you go! Finally starting to get into line: you're whomever I tell you to be. In this case, sparky. Tomorrow you'll be francis. Maybe chiclet utoolu on Tuesday, or just plain troll flea by Wednesday. The important thing is that you continue to take your meds, continue to go nutso de facto & continue to hijack threads: y'see, it's been a bit dull around here lately. But you.....you, sparky are grist for the mill.

I know.....look that one up. It's ok to be dumb. Not everyone grows up to be an astronaut.

 

My deepest apologies to Da SI Hui for my conspicuous absence most of this month. It's a wild week too for me so don't expect much. I always find time in solitude after the 4th so expect a lot from me during summer flatness.

 

i love how this forum can be trolled by the same idiots