Wayne takes pubescent Za Gaffer, Zach 619 and other disavantaged youth to Secos

Dude, it just hasn't been right here with out you. Please, don't deny us the veiled references to your "job" and all the exciting places you travel.

Dude, you are so busy !!!

Will be looking forward to extended output from you after the 4th !!!

All of your surfing knowledge and experience is always helpful to us on the internet.

Oh side note: Did you and Yankee, like, bro-down in the past few months? Correct me if I'm wrong, but weren't you a prime Yankee target. I'm just curious if I got that wrong or not.

You know, I apologized to Spicoli for constantly giving him the business since I've been back.

But when I get no acknowledgement of said apology message, I consider that a "serve."

When I get "served," well, then it's "ON."

Ya know what it is that I be sayin'?

And could y'all stop pugging with each other for a moment. This thread is aboot man-boy love and the part surfing plays in the relationship. So please have some reverence for this thread.

"Hey, man don't take my thread OFF-TOPIC, man."

Dudes, really, someone should blow us up. They should blow-up all personal computers(or like-devices), and they should eradicate the internet.

The internet - a place full of information and all people use it for is to exchange messages with their bud who lives down the street, porn, message boards, porn, etc...........

 

I mean no insult here so y'all relax.

But I found the old Intellectual Spicoli, ok. This new one just seems so.....so...... so.......phony. It's like Dog the Bounty Hunter and some smiling, baby-kissing politician morphed into a surf predictin' website message board dork.

Well, that's how I see it anyways.

I see that he is well-loved by you now, so I'm sorry to talk negatively aboot him. But that's how I see it. Ah, I guess it just goes with the mysteries of this place. Because certainly, such a man of hate, as yourself, would usually find such a persona a target of your discontent.

But alas, you guys are cool like a three dog night(that was for you Seldom)

Mysterious place this is. Do people out in cyberland know how crazy and I reckon entertaining this place is? I mean Mr. Swellinfo Guy should start advertising the message board to different populations other than surfers.

I feel like my head is going to blow off right now due to all of the stimulation I've had in the past hour.......

I'm debating the constitution, arguing politics, posting on a thread aboot a Christian do-gooder who has a white van in which to lure kids, I'm midly curious who Shaka Zulu is, I'm trying to probe Zach for names, and I'm talking aboot some novice surfer dude who lives in Scituate MA to a stock market wiz who attracts Domincan Republic chicks................And that's just a part of the last hour.

I'm all over the place in a matter of minutes, AND I haven't even checked the forum in five minutes for what ever new posts have arrived.

This is actually becoming too much even for me.

 

Sir, I know other have problems with you, and quite frankly I don't see why. But I have to kid someone who picks-up wayward kids to go surfing. Come on, that's just mandatory. Plus, there is no such thing as bad publicity, especially on the internets.

So, I repeat, por favor, that my comments directed at you are purely of a comedic value. I harbor no Bill Mulcoy ill feelings towards you. I thank you for taking people's insults in a commendable manner.

Most people on here would have thrown a tizzy and went away crying. So kudos to you, sir. Of course Yankee's attacks at you are warranted because....well, that's what Yankee is aboot. And we all love him very much.

And to the people who call Wayne some snitch aboot MSW. Dudes, if you listen to Mr. Swellinfo Guy aboot not going on another surf predictin' website forum, or if you shrink in fear at MSW's moderator extroadinaire, Roberdy, then it is y'all who have the problem. If they didn't know y'all was from SI then what good was it anyway? That would have been part of the fun. I was already on there (twice) and it's just a dull, dull, dull, dull ,dull place.

I had actually just made my second appearance there a few weeks before the big "plot" (Whatever that plot was really supposed to accomplish, I have no idea). I was even Prince William that time around and those guys just didn't get it. Prince William for God's sakes !!!

Those dudes are boring as sh!t anyways, and y'all would have gotten bored over there in a nanosecond. They are just no fun. They are all from little villages in Scotland and Wales and aren't very sophisticated. Oh, they think they are special, but that happens when you mate with sheep and drink too much.

And who the heck would take surf predictin' advice from dudes who live on the wrong side of the Atlantic? My friend lives in Texas, and he uses that site for his sojourns to The Gulf. I am ashamed of him for that.

Oh Wayne, please stop reproducing - The World is Crowded Enough Already. Ya know what it is that I be sayin'?