Wayne takes pubescent Za Gaffer, Zach 619 and other disavantaged youth to Secos

Discussion in 'All Discussions' started by Ghost of SJB, Jun 22, 2014.

  1. Sandblasters

    Sandblasters Well-Known Member

    May 4, 2013
    Prince William sjb that **** was epic, man those post you did were epic, when i was on there as conferate surfer or what ever they thought i was you for some reason? i didnt get it but brits dont know how to surf anyways.
     
  2. Ghost of SJB

    Ghost of SJB Well-Known Member

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    Jun 7, 2014
    Thanks Sandblaster. I always knew you were man of good taste and reason.

    And hell yeah, Europeans can't surf. Actually, they shouldn't surf. It would be nice if their Kingdoms forbade surfing as that would open up spots for real surfers - Americans.

    I want to go to Norway someday. And Scotland. F I should be welcomed into Ireland as I am their native son. It would be nice if they all just stopped surfing. Maybe we should get together with these Atlantic white sharks and have them go over there for awhile and terrorize them.

    Now there's a Sharnado-esque movie: A group of eastern surfers bonded by a surf predictin' site, meet with sharks to clear out European line-ups. Staring Shannon Daugherty and Jason Priestly and that other James Dean-ish guy. F Ian Zeringh.
     

  3. cepriano

    cepriano Well-Known Member

    Apr 20, 2012
    whatchu talkin bout,eropeans rip and have the best waves.we live on the shytside of the atlantic.every country in Europe like spain france Portugal,cornwall all have a large selection of waves from points to beechies to big waves.sure Europeans are annoying and retarded,the people I speak of,dont know too much on the surfers.when a plumber catches the biggest wave in the world lol,it ups the ante.
     
  4. Riley Martin

    Riley Martin Well-Known Member

    Jan 13, 2015
    For you guys that, deep-down, miss daily Wayne-isms. Maybe this will help. Then again, maybe not.