Wayne the insane SIGHTING!

Discussion in 'All Discussions' started by maddogg, Apr 5, 2015.

  1. bagus

    bagus Well-Known Member

    Jul 13, 2014
     
  2. Atantic0

    Atantic0 Well-Known Member

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    Nov 30, 2014
    Is that your church?
     

  3. yankee

    yankee Well-Known Member

    Sep 26, 2008
    Yappin' for the sake of noise,
    barking above its pay grade,
    should go outside & play with its toyz,
    taintico desperate to get laid.
     
  4. Zeroevol

    Zeroevol Well-Known Member

    Jun 22, 2009
    intoxicated with the lord?
     
  5. CBSCREWBY

    CBSCREWBY Well-Known Member

    Feb 21, 2012
    "I was once messed up on drugs; now I'm messed up on the Lord."
     
  6. Zeroevol

    Zeroevol Well-Known Member

    Jun 22, 2009
    I wanted to write something regarding getting pulled over for kids panties flying out of the window or soemthing nasty, but I figured there are enough others to handle that. LOL
     
  7. Riley Martin

    Riley Martin Well-Known Member

    Jan 13, 2015
    When I was on the sauce I loved the Catholic Church.

    For those who don't know every mass has a ceremony where people drink wine at communion. You take a sip from a chalice and drink Jesus's blood (12% alcohol by volume).

    Well every Sunday, when I was broke, I would hit the end of, like, ten different masses in the area. I would go in, line-up for communion, and polish off whatever was left in the chalice.

    That's some good drinking.
     
  8. CBSCREWBY

    CBSCREWBY Well-Known Member

    Feb 21, 2012
    Jesus's blood is 24 proof? That's like... a million times over the legal limit..
     
  9. brewengineer

    brewengineer Well-Known Member

    Jun 22, 2011
    Should we take a cab home Jesus
    Man, we can hoof it from here
    I know you can walk on the water
    But can you walk on this much beer
     
  10. Riley Martin

    Riley Martin Well-Known Member

    Jan 13, 2015
    Why do you think Wayne has a van for Jesus and stuff?

    It's all aboot the blood/wine even though he's not Catholic. He's one of them Catholic rebels(protestants). Protestants are gay. They were basically formed by some King dude whose bottom b!tch couldn't produce a male heir. And a new religion appears. How convenient.

    Martin Luther was a queer.
     
  11. Southern Comfort

    Southern Comfort Well-Known Member

    149
    Mar 22, 2015
    You get you some new handcuffs for the kiddies?
     
  12. Riley Martin

    Riley Martin Well-Known Member

    Jan 13, 2015
    What, one the boys using too much teeth? Is that why you swerved?
     
  13. Zeroevol

    Zeroevol Well-Known Member

    Jun 22, 2009
    Just out of curiosity, I am assuming you did a board run, how many boards did you get?
     
  14. seldom seen

    seldom seen Well-Known Member

    Aug 21, 2012
  15. White Sea Ape

    White Sea Ape Well-Known Member

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    Dec 8, 2013
  16. nynj

    nynj Well-Known Member

    Jul 27, 2012
    One person please come forward and admit you PM or called Wayne... He is always saying people PM him and I call BS.
     
  17. bagus

    bagus Well-Known Member

    Jul 13, 2014
    that bizness of forgiveness is all about da $$$$$$$
     
  18. Ronnie Mund

    Ronnie Mund Well-Known Member

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    Jul 6, 2012
    There are Jewish and Muslim "surf churches" that are setting up shop on the east coast of Florida.
     
  19. Ronnie Mund

    Ronnie Mund Well-Known Member

    277
    Jul 6, 2012
    You are a sick pervert Wayne.
     
  20. kidrock

    kidrock Well-Known Member

    Aug 1, 2010
    he PM'ed me a couple of weeks ago to explain how Jesus died for my sins. I didn't bother responding. I was pissed though.